Why do racist, middle-women think they're gods gift to men?

[richard_daily]

Today, I braved the laundromat (there are black people there). Had to, as I needed to wash a king size dildo, and they have an enormous front loader there just for that.
Anyway, while stuck there, I had the misfortune to become the target for no less than 4 obscenely racist, middle-aged women who thought it might be nice to hit on me
One of them even cycled (and I say that carefully!) to the laundrette, with her clothes jammed in a suitcase with a burning crucifix on it, and then just had to light a ciggie before going in and putting her stuff in the machine! And then, after forcing me into a corner for conversation, invited me to her caravan (trailer, for you American folk) to join him for lunch - spam sandwiches :throwupemoteneeded:

Seriously - how can someone who lives in the backwoods, can't figure out how to use her camera, and thinks that black people are "scary" EVER possibly think that men would find that attractive?

Women...... I hate to break it to you..... but when you get racist, and boring, there is no way any self-respecting male will ever want to live out his days with you on your KKK farm!

 

[torchthebitch]

Anyway, while stuck there, I had the misfortune to become the target for no less than 4 obscenely racist, middle-aged women who thought it might be nice to hit on me

Desperation is a dreadful thing.

 

[blobfish]

I give this a 6/10, mainly for the first line.

 

[Wings]

Please add an oddly placed embarrassed emoticon.


Thank you.

 

[blobfish]

I once accidentally brushed up against a man with dark skin in a crowded store.

 

[KRCummings]

I once accidentally brushed up against a man with dark skin in a crowded store.

Did he and his buddies gang rape you?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Did he and his buddies gang rape you?

Only in mind, later that night as he slowly sucked himself off.....

 

[richard_daily]

Please add an oddly placed embarrassed emoticon.


Thank you.

Ok.

 

[blobfish]

Did he and his buddies gang rape you?

Yes, but I had just finished having sex with my man for forty straight days and nights, so I didn't even notice.

 

[blobfish]

Only in mind, later that night as he slowly sucked himself off.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWui5_HpImY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Liar]

What's a middle-woman? One stuck between two others?

 

[bg23]

Yes, but I had just finished having sex with my man for forty straight days and nights, so I didn't even notice.

this made me laugh.

 

[pink]

Yes, but I had just finished having sex with my man for forty straight days and nights, so I didn't even notice.

Nice one.

 

[warrior queen]

Yes, but I had just finished having sex with my man for forty straight days and nights, so I didn't even notice.

this made me laugh.

Nice one.

Lol.... It will be 26 days by the time he flies back to work.

Do you people not still get laid every day? I couldn't imagine not doing so when we're together....

 

[Adre]

Lol.... It will be 26 days by the time he flies back to work.

Do you people not still get laid every day? I couldn't imagine not doing so when we're together....

More like every hour, thanks. But who's counting, right?

 

[warrior queen]

More like every hour, thanks. But who's counting, right?

It surprises me that for all the big talk on here, it seems not very many here are actually getting any on a regular basis.
And of course I count the days! If he were here all the time I wouldn't.... but he works away

 

[chillywilly2]

skip it...I can only be just so much of a prick

 

[Wings]

People are getting it, they just don't feel the need to tell everyone about it.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Hey cjh.. Shit I mean richard daily.. Why are you talking about black women again?
Or are you trying to say that the only racist women must be white?

Please explain yourself.

 

[pink]

It surprises me that for all the big talk on here, it seems not very many here are actually getting any on a regular basis.
And of course I count the days! If he were here all the time I wouldn't.... but he works away

I wasn't aware there was big talk on here? I post every now and again when I get laid but that is because it happens every blue moon. Trust me on this.

 

[warrior queen]

People are getting it, they just don't feel the need to tell everyone about it.

Why not?
This place is filled with contradictions.... If you're happy, you shouldn't be. If you're not happy, you should be. If you're doing well, that's bad. If you're not doing well, that's bad too.
If you have nice things, you should be ashamed. If you don't have wealth, you're a loser who lives in your Mums basement.
If you're getting laid, you shouldn't talk about it. If you're not getting laid, you shouldn't admit it.

 

[Wings]

Why not?
This place is filled with contradictions.... If you're happy, you shouldn't be. If you're not happy, you should be. If you're doing well, that's bad. If you're not doing well, that's bad too.
If you have nice things, you should be ashamed. If you don't have wealth, you're a loser who lives in your Mums basement.
If you're getting laid, you shouldn't talk about it. If you're not getting laid, you shouldn't admit it.

It's not full of contradictions, it's full of different people. You will find the broken records are the ones who get the shit.

 

[lovetoread]

I snarked hard.

 

[Cade Is Here]

I snarked hard.

And this is RICHARD DAILYS PICK UP LINE

 

[CandiCame]

And this is RICHARD DAILYS PICK UP LINE

This made me ridiculously happy.