Why do people use things other than sexual toy's as turn ons?

[LadyGodiva]

What is with people and carrots. like they are one of my favorite vegetables and i don't really wanna read about some 17 year old fucking her lovers ass with a carrot.
No one needs to know that and i don't know how someone can get off thinking of that too.. yeah maybe fruit is good like eating grapes out of your g/f's cunt or something. thats fun but not carrots.
I hope that someday the thought of using vegetables and candles will be ridden of our sex crazed minds.
Lady Godiva

 

[Never Again]

I wouldn't call myself 'sex crazed'. I mean really, what an innocuous thing to be complaining about.
Tell me, as a fifteen-year-old girl should I have purchased that sex toy with my mother's credit card or just saved my allowance, taken the bus downtown to a sex shop and gotten a nice vibrator over the counter?
In addition, don't knock candles, okay. I'm very attached to my candles.

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Baby, sweetie, darling..

 

[LadyGodiva]

what i want to know is what is so erotic about them i am not knocking them. and when i was 16 i asked my mom to buy me a vibrator and she did. she prefered me doing that to having sex.

 

[Never Again]

No finger cramps..

Now, I can see how not having sex would lead to using a vibrator but I don't see how using a vibrator means not having sex.

 

[LadyGodiva]

A vibrator is having sex.
the only reason i wanted one was because i had been having sex before therefore i needed something to keep myself sane lol.
I just wanted to know what Vegetables and candles have to do with being erotic. I don't understand it.
Fruit i find very erotic but i dunno about veggies. i liek haveing a couple cum dipped strawberries just as much as the next chick but, the carrot thought just turns me off.

 

[Jester]

Why?

Simple: because their human and they can.

 

[LadyGodiva]

Jester, man that is deep lol...
thank you for the insight. but why would someone think of veggies in the first place?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Because veggies have that natural shape and feel? *LOL*

I mean just go to the produce section.

It's like god's little sex shop

 

[LadyGodiva]

That just left the weirdest picture in my mind.....
yeah but i still wouldn't be able to do that... just think..what if someone went around the corner with the banana your about to buy and just shoved it up their crotch to see if it was a good fit to bring home?

 

[Jester]

Well, according to my x-gf, sometimes it comes out of humorous observation. She told me a story about how she and friend were joking around being silly, and got to commenting how a pickle is pretty much shaped like a penis. Well, I guess that little thought stuck with them, because eventually they both tried it out!

It's probably also curiosity, experimentation, double-dog dares, things like that. Hell, I couldn't say that I wouldn't think about it if I were female. But, that could just be my testosterone soaked, sex deprived viewpoint at the moment!

P.S.: Alot of veggies have the right shape, etc. ya' know? Maybe just to say that they had done that!

 

[Jester]

About the bananna crotch...

Depends, who is it?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Well I'd rather have someone do that to my banana, as opposed to my carrot *L*

Because at least you can peel a banana.

 

[LadyGodiva]

yeah but do you really wana shove a peeled banana up there.
it would probably break up into bits and never come out.

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Alright.

I've spent many a night in the E.R and there are one too many stories I can share about abused fruit. *lol* I don't think you really want to know.

 

[LadyGodiva]

oooo do tell do tell....you just sparked my interest for some reason lol...tell tell...

 

[maxi]

carrots

So what fruits do you prefer Kathy. Any special ones you like to insert in your pussy

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Story # 1:
(these are true factual incidents, by the way. I do not jest)

A young girl came in(maybe 17, 18, somewhere around there), with her mother.

The mother was visibly distraught, the girl looked like she wanted to curl up and die, and she was walking funny.

Turns out the girl attempted to insert one too many grapes into her vagina, (as her b/f was supposed to 'eat them out')

They were packed too tight, and she couldn't even get a finger into take them out.

I say, leave em in there, and you'll have wine on your wedding night.

(okay, that one was bad, I apologize)

 

[LadyGodiva]

Thats ok i laughed..that is sick though why the hell...u can't use that many grapes!!!! jeeze lol
i've never really had that problem except for one time i forgot whether i still had soem in or not lol

 

[Jester]

QC- don't apologize, that was grape!!...er, great!!!!!

Anyone else just get a flash of the Great Grape Ape?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

*laughs*

Then there's the story of the 2 men and the too big of a zuchinni with no lubricant.

Owwies. I don't even want to think about that one.

 

[LadyGodiva]

lmao!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!! rotf ahahahah

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Funny now yes, but I doubt the guy was laughing at the time *L*

 

[LadyGodiva]

that poor guy...i can't believe that..it is funny but still...a zuchini...wait...arn't zuchini's really big?
how old r u anyway?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Old enough to be here, but not by much

And yes, this zuchinni must of been in some giant squash contest or something. HUGE, says I! just bloody HUGE.

 

[LadyGodiva]

weren't u wondering how the hell he got that fucking melon up there?