Why do people assume that because I write smut

[KillerMuffin]

I want to have cybersex with them? I mean honestly, why would I waste my best stuff having cybersex with some guy who doesn't even wanna lick Nutella off the small of my back? Yes, I write eroticapornsmut (take your pick). No, I do not want to have cybersex. I don't understand why they have to get all pissed off at me when I politely decline either. Jeeez.

Well fuck. I'm done venting. My serial killer needs to get laid now. He's got his whangdoodle hanging out and everything.

Um, the serial killer in my story, not the StudMuffin. He's reading comic books someplace.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

want 2 fuck ba-by?

 

[Problem Child]

Nutella references in two posts in less than an hour.

Somebody's horny tonight.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Was that you, Dixon???? Channelling Hardkorebj???? With a fake maildrop?

"iwant 2 fuck U.i liked ur story.neway, lets exchange sexyemails. hope 2 here favrbly from U soon."

PC!!! SSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[*bratcat*]

it is because

 

[p_p_man]

Nobody's ever asked me to have...

cybersex with them...

I mean it's not that I'm unwilling or anything...

Maybe my stories don't turn them on...

Or do you think it's 'cos I'm a man?

Aren't there any female cybersex seekers anymore...

Sheesh - the times they are a-changing...

(I mean just look at that tongue willya!)

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's NOT a squirtgun. It's an Italian crafted 45 caliber automatic pistol.

*sighs*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

That wasn't me.

 

[*bratcat*]

c'mon KM

 

[KillerMuffin]

Uh huh.

 

[Starfish]

LOOK BITCH, I am sick of you teasing me and getting me all hot and then not delivering. Muffie, I've been reading your stories, getting all intrigued and turned on by you, and I am sick of waiting for you to eat me. SO? Let's go, you ho!


Really though, that is pretty uncool of them to be mad at you. What a jerky person! You have my sympathy.


I like fresh fried nutella on the back of a brand new hand trowel.

 

[Laurel]

They don't assume that because you write smut. They assume that because you're of the feminine persuasion. You know, a chick. A skirt. A broad.

 

[Debbie]

Sigh I too am so sick of men assuming that I wanna fuck! I mean they ICQ me and say "hey sexy you wanna fuck?"
Or even better, "Hey babe I got a hard on and I read your stories."

I know it's my fault 'cos my nickname is Debbiexxx (Im the victim, I admit my name is erotic which is like a flag to all them perverts)
So on ICQ I changed it back to Debbie and yep nothing changed. And to top it all off the no 1 question is "Do you get wet when you write your stories?"
Hey p_p man I'll come on to ya if you want! Just so you don't feel left out!

 

[registered "^^"]

Sigh I too am so sick of men assuming that I wanna fuck! I mean they ICQ me and say "hey sexy you wanna fuck?"
Or even better, "Hey babe I got a hard on and I read your stories."

I know it's my fault 'cos my nickname is Debbiexxx (Im the victim, I admit my name is erotic which is like a flag to all them perverts)
So on ICQ I changed it back to Debbie and yep nothing changed. And to top it all off the no 1 question is "Do you get wet when you write your stories?"
Hey p_p man I'll come on to ya if you want! Just so you don't feel left out!

Try changing your name to Otis!

 

[Debbie]

Try changing your name to Otis!

I just might do that, Otisxxx has a nice ring to it.

No that is not a reference to bottoms!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I ditched ICQ for that reason. Lit's member profiles are basically a singles advertisement. I get some email by people who don't read all the way through mine and go ahead and think I'm wanting to meet other people.

Still, it gets irritating at times. Most of the time, though, I don't have a problem with it. Politely worded emails usually result in a "sorry to hear that, thanks for letting me know." kind of deal. When I get mauled in an email, though, irritates me.

 

[Never]

Well, there is this rumor doing around that you're a sadistic lesbain that likes to beat up gay men..
Maybe you should put that in your profile and see what type of reactions you get.

 

[p_p_man]

Hey p_p man I'll come on to ya if you want! Just so you don't feel left out!

S'Okay I've lost the urge now....

**sigh...always too little too late...sigh**

 

[Silverlily]

Lit's member profiles are basically a singles advertisement.

No kidding, like they're some kind of freakin' catalog! I'll take one of these, and one of these, and oh yes, one of those, too.

Precisely why I deleted everything in mine, including the picture, and changed my email. Voila! No more "hay babe, u wanna fuc?" in the inbox.

 

[pabloback]

It's NOT a squirtgun. It's an Italian crafted 45 caliber automatic pistol.

*sighs*

that squirts chocolate sauce!!!