Why do men have such long toes?

[RavenSpirit2k4]

You know you've been awake too long when you start pondering stuff like this.

But, really, why?

 

[seasparks]

The better for us to swing from the trees with

 

[ferociouskittycat]

In case their fingers don't work they can still pick their nose???

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

So they can grasp a spare spear. (or if Australian Aborigine, so they can throw a spear the enemy thinks is grounded as a sign of peaceful intentions)

So they can pick up a pen dropped on the floor.

So they can pull the trigger on a rifle if they want to commit suicide.

Jeanne

 

[ferociouskittycat]

So thet can grasp a spare spear. (or if Australian Aborigine, so they can throw a spear the enemy thinks is grounded as a sign of peaceful intentions)

So they can pick up a pen dropped on the floor.

So they can pull the trigger on a rifle if they want to commit suicide.

Jeanne

Nice tits Og.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Nice tits Og.

Just changed continent to a spare pair.

Jeanne

 

[Shock Chick]

Why do men have such long toes?

I know you're all thinking it, and as I'm crude enough to state it, I shall do so...

So that when he's flat on his back, getting a good, hard BJ, us women can pull up his foot and ride his big toe, which can be quite erotic. Obviously, the longer the toe(s) are, the more satisfying the whole experience is.

Shocky

 

[Guest]

 

[Rudy James]

Aw, fackit! My toes are short...mmm...Could consider a toe enlargment though...

 

[Rudy James]

Not being too familiar with American slang or uses, I might go right off the tracks here, but In Belgium, having long toes means being touchy, having a short fuse, being short tempered...Catch my drift?

Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God, the numbers are the same on their credit cards.

 

[Guest]

To play the piano and grope at the same time. Only I still can't play the piano. Webbed toes prevent that.

Actually, is it possible that women don't have longer toes because those cruel shoes they wear prevent proper growth?

 

[doormouse]

Not being too familiar with American slang or uses, I might go right off the tracks here, but In Belgium, having long toes means being touchy, having a short fuse, being short tempered...Catch my drift?

LMFAO!!!!!!

I HAVE to steal that pic for my ferociouskittynick!!!! LOL

 

[doormouse]

Why do men have such long toes?

I know you're all thinking it, and as I'm crude enough to state it, I shall do so...

So that when he's flat on his back, getting a good, hard BJ, us women can pull up his foot and ride his big toe, which can be quite erotic. Obviously, the longer the toe(s) are, the more satisfying the whole experience is.

Shocky

and LOL

Trust you Shocky

Don't tell 'em all our small pleasures hehee

 

[SlickTony]

That's a really interesting question, and come to think of it, I have hardly ever seen a man who didn't have long toes. Shock Chick's theory seems as logical as any.

Actually, is it possible that women don't have longer toes because those cruel shoes they wear prevent proper growth?

Who knows? I've seen some women who have very, very long toes. There's this one woman in my church, who has such long toes she's almost embarrassed over them, although this does not keep her out of sandals. I keep telling her that she is a natural for toe rings and that they would make her toes look shorter but she won't believe me.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

To play the piano and grope at the same time. Only I still can't play the piano. Webbed toes prevent that.

Actually, is it possible that women don't have longer toes because those cruel shoes they wear prevent proper growth?

Not with me. I'm a Southern country girl; I spend more time out of my shoes than wearing them.

(Still laughing at the other replies ).

 

[shereads]

That wasn't his toe, pagan.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

LMAO!

(I's better quit and get back to writing.)

 

[Foxfan69]

Quick, obvious answer; because their 'peckers' are short!!!



{Sorry; couldn't resist!}

 

[Guest]

I dont mind long toes but long weeners can hurt I like medium ones

Debbie