Why do I always get a hard-on here?

[Zmey]

I mean every fucking time! No matter what I'm doing as soon as I logon on Lit I get a hard-on. Did some one sprayed pages with Viagra?

 

[k¡tty]

Does this happen as soon as you type in the url and hit enter?


Or after seeing even a slightly erotic post or picture?



btw you should just blame it on the cold medication. ;-)

 

[Xander]

Is this yet another case of mental mastrubation??

 

[Zmey]

color of the pages, atmosphere everything excites me

 

[Xander]

I rest my case.

 

[Pyper]

Cause you're a perv. There is absolutely nothing sexual about Lit.

 

[Zmey]

Well how do I cure it doc? I'd like to have a normal life

 

[k¡tty]

Masturbate before logging on.

Works for me.

 

[Zmey]

Masturbate before logging on.

Works for me.

but I can't get a hard-on with out Lit

 

[CMack]

Masturbate before logging on.

Works for me.

yeah you are suppossed to contact me for that

 

[Guest]

My question is...........


















..............................what do you do about it?

 

[CMack]

My question is...........


















..............................what do you do about it?

AIM-Silent41B
Yahoo Messenger - Cmick11

I will show you there

 

[k¡tty]

but I can't get a hard-on with out Lit

So whenever you have a gal over you'll need to turn on Lit just to get your motor running?






heh CMack I almost said that I didn't have your number.. now I"m wondering if that's true. ;-)

 

[Zmey]

My question is...........


















..............................what do you do about it?

I give my dog some freedom and enjoy the sensation without touching it... that is until some one suggests otherwise

 

[CMack]

So whenever you have a gal over you'll need to turn on Lit just to get your motor running?






heh CMack I almost said that I didn't have your number.. now I"m wondering if that's true. ;-)

do you want my #?

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

I mean every fucking time! No matter what I'm doing as soon as I logon on Lit I get a hard-on. Did some one sprayed pages with Viagra?

is that a bad thing?

 

[Zmey]

So whenever you have a gal over you'll need to turn on Lit just to get your motor running?

well no ... but I do need stimulation when I'm alone

 

[Guest]

I give my dog some freedom and enjoy the sensation without touching it... that is until some one suggests otherwise

Why not touch it, it feeeeeels goooooood!

 

[Zmey]

Re: Re: Why do I always get a hard-on here?

is that a bad thing?

No ...I mean yes ... no... I don't know I'm so confused!

 

[Zmey]

Why not touch it, it feeeeeels goooooood!

If you say so ...

 

[k¡tty]

do you want my #?

Why do I have the feeling you're serious?



I have a few simple rules, one being that I do not call men. But thanks all the same.

 

[Spaceboy]

DUDE!

I'm in the same f'in boat! It's like I'm completely fine and normal, but then I get on the Lit boards and bam! hard-on! I've tried taking care of it beforehand...doesn't help any. I still get all kinds of hard just looking at the GB. Is there a cure out there?

 

[k¡tty]

well no ... but I do need stimulation when I'm alone

I've always found that my imagination was more than enough to stimulate when I'm alone.


- sorry my post back to you before was just me being my sarcastic self. *ashamed*

 

[Zmey]

I've always found that my imagination was more than enough to stimulate when I'm alone.


- sorry my post back to you before was just me being my sarcastic self. *ashamed*

Where can I get one of them imagination thingys?





and more sarcasm please

 

[Zmey]

Re: DUDE!

I'm in the same f'in boat! It's like I'm completely fine and normal, but then I get on the Lit boards and bam! hard-on! I've tried taking care of it beforehand...doesn't help any. I still get all kinds of hard just looking at the GB. Is there a cure out there?

THat's exactly what I'm talking about!