Why did the chicken cross the road? (Lit)

[Amy Sweet]

I really enjoyed amicus's thread about how famous people would answer the age old question. Now I think it would be fun to think of how the Litizens of the AH board would answer the question.

The only one I can think of off the top of my head is this one for Joe:

"The chicken crossed the road because although it was not logically impossible for him not to cross the road, staying on the side of the road that he was already on presented certain logical inconsistancies to his continued survival and so the only rational thing to do would be to go ahead and cross the road. So that's what he did...."

And then there would be chilled vodka's response. Something like:

"Chicken indeed."

Anyone else have any suggestions?

 

[BlackShanglan]

"The chicken crossed the road because although it was not logically impossible for him not to cross the road..."

*laugh* I like it

Shanglan:

"To get to the horse, naturally."

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I really enjoyed amicus's thread about how famous people would answer the age old question. Now I think it would be fun to think of how the Litizens of the AH board would answer the question.

The only one I can think of off the top of my head is this one for Joe:

"The chicken crossed the road because although it was not logically impossible for him not to cross the road, staying on the side of the road that he was already on presented certain logical inconsistancies to his continued survival and so the only rational thing to do would be to go ahead and cross the road. So that's what he did...."

And then there would be chilled vodka's response. Something like:

"Chicken indeed."

Anyone else have any suggestions?

Shanglan: "Because it was playing hard to get." (boing, boing, boing)

Carson: "Because Shanglan was playing hard."

 

[cloudy]

Lou: because there were donuts on the other side.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? (Lit)

Shanglan: "Because it was playing hard to get." (boing, boing, boing)

Carson: "Because Shanglan was playing hard."

*laugh* That too

Because it was trying to run over to cuddle that adorable Alpaca?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh, and of course ...

smoochypig:

"Because it saw a cock on the other side."

Shanglan

 

[cloudy]

Abs: because, damn it, this side of the road has been painted pink!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ted: "Well wouldn't you if I was trying to pluck you?"

 

[Belegon]

Cloudy: that's where the dragon was...

 

[matriarch]

Colly: because that's where the goose had set up a down therapy centre

 

[Belegon]

Lew: "Because it was a twat!"

 

[Guest]

Lou: because there were donuts on the other side.

Lew: "Because it was a twat!"

PMSL!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs: because, damn it, this side of the road has been painted pink!

PMSL!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Charley:

Hmmmmm. I don't understand why anyone needs to cross the road. Is it fashionable? Is the intention warrented for such a cross that perhaps we need to be on that side of the road? What does the road represent.
I need coffee.

 

[Guest]

Charley:

Hmmmmm. I don't understand why anyone needs to cross the road. Is it fashionable? Is the intention warrented for such a cross that perhaps we need to be on that side of the road? What does the road represent.
I need coffee.

Fucking brilliant! So good, in fact, you scare me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fucking brilliant! So good, in fact, you scare me.

She rubs off on you like pollen.

 

[Amy Sweet]

sweetnpetite:

Because it felt like it! But what it didn't realize was that subconciously it had deeper reasons which it couldn't admit even to itself (perhaps that it was bisexual) which compelled it to cross and gave his subconcious mind the seemingly simple reason that it's concious mind could accept. Things aren't really what they seem. Have I told you my latest conspiracy theory?

 

[cloudy]

juan: becase the sick lesebians womans on this side no like my father he no sick womans

 

[ABSTRUSE]

juan: becase the sick lesebians womans on this side no like my father he no sick womans

PMSL!!!! Touche"

 

[Amy Sweet]

Someone else can probably do me better.

 

[Amy Sweet]

juan: becase the sick lesebians womans on this side no like my father he no sick womans

I laughed so hard my boyfirend asked me what was so funny. But I really couldn't explain it. It sure is one of those 'you had to be there' kind of things

 

[cloudy]

I laughed so hard my boyfirend asked me what was so funny. But I really couldn't explain it. It sure is one of those 'you had to be there' kind of things

yeah, juan's sorta, um........unique.

Belegon: because my tongue was already on the other side.

 

[Guest]

juan: becase the sick lesebians womans on this side no like my father he no sick womans

Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!



Lauren Hynde: Because, according to the 57 charts and tables, she'd worked out it was the quickest way to get to her destination.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Someone else can probably do me better.

"Why did Sweetnpetite cross the road?"

"To make her signature line longer"

 

[doormouse]

juan: becase the sick lesebians womans on this side no like my father he no sick womans

Who is Juan? He asked me to edit a story for him and never got back to me.



Back to topic...

ferociouskittycat: the fucker made it across??

lewd: to get more donuts of course.

Mat: because work was really peeving her off so she had to escape.

SIMA: to get more batteries for her dildo