Why did God give men penises?
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PowerOfOne
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So they could take their brain out and play with it???*bratcat* said:So there'd be at least one way to shut a woman up.
Savage Kitten
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So they'd have sumthin to think with 
kitsuke
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Actually it's just imperfection. I know that it's heresy to say so but it is.
When you make a mold of something you have to have a hole to pour the liquid into, so when the mold is set and you get the finished product out there is a little round hangin' off. To tell the truth God just had shoddy manufacturing techniques when he made men. Women have two much smaller, and quite enjoyable nubs on the two lovely mounds on their upper torso.
So when we take all this into consideration it means that women may not be perfect, but they are closer to it than us guys. Which is why they run the world without actually appearing to. C'mon guys, I dare you to dispute that. You KNOW women hold the power... after all, it starts with them deciding who gets sex, and goes from there. All the effort is expended by us so that by the time the real power play comes into the scenario, we're too pooped to fight.
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When you make a mold of something you have to have a hole to pour the liquid into, so when the mold is set and you get the finished product out there is a little round hangin' off. To tell the truth God just had shoddy manufacturing techniques when he made men. Women have two much smaller, and quite enjoyable nubs on the two lovely mounds on their upper torso.
So when we take all this into consideration it means that women may not be perfect, but they are closer to it than us guys. Which is why they run the world without actually appearing to. C'mon guys, I dare you to dispute that. You KNOW women hold the power... after all, it starts with them deciding who gets sex, and goes from there. All the effort is expended by us so that by the time the real power play comes into the scenario, we're too pooped to fight.
My 2 cents
Savage Kitten
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kitsuke said:
Wow... I think I am in luv!
Comshaw
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Well to paraphrase a joke:
God went to Adam and Eve in the garden and said,"When I made you both I had a couple of things left over. Who wants the first one, the ability to pee standing up?"
Adam got all excited and started jumping up and down waving his arms,"I do! I do!" He shouted.
God said,"Ok, Ok calm down." He reached into his bag and said,"Here you go." And handed Adam a penis to make it possible for him to pee standing up.
God turned to Eve and said," Honey I'm really sorry, but all I have left is the ability to have multiple orgasms." And thus men got a penis.
"first liar doesn't stand a chance" Comshaw
