Why did Bush faint?

[p_p_man]

The winner gets a return ticket on Concorde to any destination...

ppman

 

[mig]

A return ticket on Concorde.

An optimist I see.

 

[p_p_man]

I can't take part as it's my thread and I might win and you'll all shout foul and...

Oh what the hell, we're talking about Bush here...

I put Other...

He's trying to decide what to call the Taleban on Cuba and his brain overheated...

"POWs"
"Detainees"
"POWs"
"Detainees".....

"aaahhhh!"

CRASH!

"Oh by dose, oh by dose"
"POWs"
"Detainees"

ppman

 

[The Squid King]

other

He is probably still getting used to all the Blow-Jobs and just feinted because his new intern is a real hob-knobler.

Ahh. To be president. Presidents get the best interns.

 

[GuyJD]

Why did Ford fall down alot?

Why did Nixon bug so many government offices?

Why did Reagan trade weapons with Iran?

Why did Clinton not have sexy with "that woman"?

But the major question is......WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A SHIT?

 

[p_p_man]

WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A SHIT?

I've noticed on other threads you always seem to end up saying that.

Sad very sad...

 

[GuyJD]

I've noticed on other threads you always seem to end up saying that.

Sad very sad...

The fact is that whether it's stress or overwork, we (the World and American citizens) will never know. This is the kind of shit that our beloved government chose to withhold from us.

We never knew that there were more than one gunman in the Kennedy assasination until almost 30 years later.

We never knew that Reagan traded weapons with the same country that kidnapped several American citizens years earlier until he was long out of office. And even then, they used Army Col. Oliver North as the scapegoat. Conviently, Reagan didn't remember anything.

And to this day, we may never know that Reagan was suffering with the beginning stage of Alzeimer during his reign until he's long dead and buried.

Therefore, they don't tell you when you should know at the time. So why care about it now?

 

[p_p_man]

The fact is that whether it's stress or overwork, we (the World and American citizens) will never know. This is the kind of shit that our beloved government chose to withhold from us.

Therefore, they don't tell you when you should know at the time. So why care about it now?

I agree with you.

But it's better when I can see the reasoning behind your statement...

Just in case I agree with the statement but not why you said it...

 

[GuyJD]

I agree with you.

But it's better when I can see the reasoning behind your statement...

Just in case I agree with the statement but not why you said it...

I said as I believe. The government has been hiding facts from us throughout history. Why grow any extra grey hair or a stomach tumor worrying about something that they will never inform you of anyway. Not to sound selfish or uncaring but I just stopped worrying about such things since the Watergate.

 

[SINthysist]

In fact,

His doctor says it's because he's too fit. Low heart rate and all...

 

[Andreina]

i voted for Pretzels because I think that the States are just looking for an excuse to start bombing Bavaria - to retrieve the suspected Pretzel.

 

[estevie]

I picked other cause I didn't even know he fainted! I really need to watch the news!

 

[p_p_man]

Re: In fact,

His doctor says it's because he's too fit. Low heart rate and all...

In other words he's camatose...

 

[SINthysist]

Maybe, he's really Algore...

 

[jass1960]

cynicism abounds

1 0f 18 votes for pretzels........

are we all getting so cynical that we don't believe the White House spokespeople........ surely not

 

[Andreina]

Re: cynicism abounds

1 0f 18 votes for pretzels........

are we all getting so cynical that we don't believe the White House spokespeople........ surely not

and i only voted for pretzels because it is one of the most ridiculous explanations i have heard in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.... it just had to be honoured in one way or another

 

[VanB]

Back on the bottle? Maybe he is struggling with his world geography and sometimes needs a few beers to unwind and overdid it

 

[Scabbers]

other

I just assumed it was practice for puking on some other world leader soon, sorta like 41 did in Japan.

But really, I think it was that autoerotic suffication thingy that's gotten so popular recently.

 

[jass1960]

and i only voted for pretzels because it is one of the most ridiculous explanations i have heard in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.... it just had to be honoured in one way or another

...most world leaders would be embarrassed to admit this.........

 

[Andreina]

...most world leaders would be embarrassed to admit this.........

most world leaders would be embarassed to be George W. Bush

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Jesus people...

Maybe none of you are really familiar with Texas and the population we produce.

This is the kind of shit we do! On sunday afternnon we watch our football, drink our beer, stuff our faces with high-carb/high-cholesterol snacks, and yes sometimes we like to take a dive or two! Shit I doubt the man even let go of his beer!

He caught some wood and choked on a pretzel. No big whoop. Now please stop making the peester feel so damn imortaint.

Move along...nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

 

[VanB]

most world leaders would be embarassed to be George W. Bush

Now there you have a very good point!

 

[p_p_man]

See...

New York Times

14 January 2002

The president believed he was unconscious only briefly because when he awakened his dogs were in the same spot, Mr. Fleischer said. "He said the only difference is that they were looking at him funny," Mr. Fleischer said.

...even his pets have noticed...

 

[KillerMuffin]

What I can't figure out is who the fuck cares? He's okay now, that's all that matters. Get over it already.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I think Laura whacked him one for being such an impudent twit.