Why computers sometimes crash....By Dr. Suess

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I thought I'd share a chuckle with ya'll.

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss._

(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.


If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!


If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.


And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.


When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!



Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?


-kym- my floppy isn't sloppy!

 

[Native Alien]

I have only two letters to say...ME...does it everytime.

Kym, you crack me up. I needed the laugh this morning too.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I have only two letters to say...ME...does it everytime.

Kym, you crack me up. I needed the laugh this morning too.

Ahh Native..... you have the Mucked-up Edition too, huh? Well...now I know it isn't me.

I'm happy to know that I've given you a chuckle this morning Dear. Always like to know that I am able to bring a bit o' sunshine to someone's life!

-kym- Speaking of sunshine................its out and I'm gone... Later!

 

[tonitits]

I think that is hilarious! I used to have ME and now have XP and it seems to be sooooo much better!

 

[Arden]

How funny, kym!

I can even think of someone that I'd love to have RAM my ROM!
Ohhhhhh Soron!!!!!! Where are you? lol

 

[sexyvoice]

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[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I think that is hilarious! I used to have ME and now have XP and it seems to be sooooo much better!

Yea.... I've been wondering if I should upgrade to XP. It sounds as if it might sort out some of the problems I have with ME. Thanx for your reply Tonitits.

And Arden about your post....

I can even think of someone that I'd love to have RAM my ROM!

~~~laughing~~~ ROM is what that's called now, huh??



-kym- Would love to have MY-Sir RAMming my ROM

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

lmao thats funny of corse that woudnt happen if microsoft employed programmers that knew how to write.

Welcum to Lit Sexyvoice, and thanks for posting.
You're correct about the programmers. I think they tend to forget that many of us are self-taught and don't understand all of that techno crap. Hey! I'm just your average........ -k-. Well............perhaps not average Perhaps I should say I'm just your average perv.

-kym- no technophobe, just tryig to get by.....