Why can't I have a stalker?

[Flower Petals]

Well?



Huh?



Or... do I have one?







Stalkers are supposed to be creepy, right? Well, I want my very own creepy stalker!

 

[bluemuse]

No you don't. Believe me.

 

[Guest]

 

[*bratcat*]

trust me...you really don't want one...

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

Re: trust me...you really don't want one...

They are highly overrated and end up leaving you huddled in the corner in pain when they go.

Damn.... He obviosly wasn't a very good one. You speaking from experience??

 

[Flower Petals]

Ok, not a stalker in the very literal, silence of the lambs sorta way, but like someone to bug me with PM's.


You know, like a fun kinda fake stalker.

 

[RawHumor]

That's not you in your av, is it? If it is, then I might be willing to apply for the position.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

The good ones are the ones you'd least expect.

 

[Guest]

 

[Flower Petals]

I really hate to break it to you guys, but my AV was stolen off the Victoria's Secret website. I altered it, however, to change her white panties to flowered, and changed the plain back ground to roses.


Emerald Eyes, I'm sure if you ask nicely, you can have one too!

 

[Quimmy]

Well?

Huh?

Or... do I have one?

Stalkers are supposed to be creepy, right? Well, I want my very own creepy stalker!

How were those fries you had at Denny's last night? They looked good, but the binoculars can sometimes obscure things. You didn't put as much ketchup on them as you usually do. Are you sick? Please don't die... yet.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Stalker for Hire

I'm willing to stalk somebody.

$75.00 (US) /hour plus per diem.

Travel expenses paid by the stalkee if they want that personal touch.

 

[Flower Petals]

Re: Re: Why can't I have a stalker?

How were those fries you had at Denny's last night? They looked good, but the binoculars can sometimes obscure things. You didn't put as much ketchup on them as you usually do. Are you sick? Please don't die... yet.

Yeah, the ketchup tasted a bit funny. I think tonight, I'm gonna stay in, but never fear, my rear window will have the curtain open, so you can peek in.

 

[concrete]

Well?



Huh?



Or... do I have one?







Stalkers are supposed to be creepy, right? Well, I want my very own creepy stalker!

Would if I could..not enough info in your profile to s-talk about.
besides --- who has underwear the same as the bedspread..
such an AV : off my stalking list for sure

 

[bad kitty]

You have less then 300 posts. I have 4000. I dont have one yet. It wouldnt be fair if you got one first!
lol

nyah-nyah nyah-nyah nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nyah I have 2 E-e I will stalk you. I like Lit stalkers, they are so much better than real life ones.. been there done that, NOT a good experience.