Why BlondGirl doesn't reply to my posts

[xlc67]

A. She is madly in love with me and can't deal with the rush of emotion that follows.

B. She hates my guts and never wants to speak to me again.

C. She has found another subscriber to warm her keyboard.

D. Afraid to get involved in a love triangle with Lavender and myself.

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

lavender, You're 'everybody's fuck toy'.



That is a new title for you that you must use in future.

 

[xlc67]

Lavender, it's more of an intellectual thriller/drama than a porn flick.....

Although I am coming out with a sequal in the spring...maybe a porn feature.

 

[lavender]

 

[xlc67]

That's fine, I'll be OK, Really! (hanging his head in complicated disappointment, he tries not to let the tortured look reach his face, although the tear on his cheek is a clue to his fragile emotional interior.)

 

[xlc67]

Lavender

You can call me X

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: You can call me X

You can call me X

Which is better than people calling you SS. Secret Service? Sexual Secret? Something Slimy?

The possibilities are endless.

I'm not really a good actress either, but I'll try to pretend I'm hot for lavy-loo too.

 

[Starfish]

I will just have to revel in the moment then lavender. I know you are a fridgid prude that needs a good licking to get loosend up for real, and that you won't fuck anyone buy your man, and you won't even let me and Siren give you dual, simultanious cunne and analingus.

 

[lavender]

 

[BlondGirl]

Why BlondGirl doesn't reply to my posts

A. She is madly in love with me and can't deal with the rush of emotion that follows.

B. She hates my guts and never wants to speak to me again.

C. She has found another subscriber to warm her keyboard.

D. Afraid to get involved in a love triangle with Lavender and myself.

HHHhhhmmm...
Okay, I'll bite.
A.) Of course I am in love with you. You are dashingly handsome and you speak English with skill. These make you a shoe-in to my heart.
B.) I DO hate guts-- You'll never see me eating chiterlings!!! As for your guts and speaking--I don't think I have heard from your guts. (Actually, I consider this a good thing!)
C.) Replacing you? Never--it is not possible. I was just too busy runing from the sewing maching and then taking breaks here.
D.) A love triangle, huh? Lavender, I would be new at this whole threesome thing--would you be patient with me?

 

[BlondGirl]

XLC, I have thought of another reason that I could never really ignore or replace you:

You took the loving time to jeer me on your response to my personal ad--that gives you a very special place somewhere in my, um..., heart. Yeah, that's it.

 

[xlc67]

sniff*(wipes a tear of joy from his cheek as he dunks his oreo in his glass of milk and reads on...)

 

[Never]

lavender:
"Me? A prude? Never!"

Yes, how may I help you?

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask For More]

Lavy

You brazen hussy

 

[Never]

She's a wild wantoness who has corrupted me to my core Starfishy.

Was that good enough lavender?

 

[lavender]