Why aren't more people phoning Lit boys?

Messaging is better than talking, if you're not a chatter or you don't like talking loud over ambient noise.

But now that phone + video is a reality, doing FaceTime/Skype is fun, 'specially when out getting bombed with pals. ;)
 
In all honesty, I detest speaking on the phone.

Same. And it pisses me off to no end that people can't seem to comprehend how an answering machine/voicemail works. You leave a goddamn message telling me who the hell you are and what the fuck you want. You don't leave a message asking me to call you back to learn why you called in the first place, because I won't fucking do it.
 
I'm one of those wacky phone talkers. I like to talk. Plus I feel like I'm always out and about so it's safer.
 
I have fallen asleep talking to people on the phone. Yes, I'm that atrocious.
 
I have fallen asleep talking to people on the phone. Yes, I'm that atrocious.

That's happened to me. And that's when I start my subliminal message sexy talk involving clowns, chainsaws, anal sex and Don Cheadle.
 
That's happened to me. And that's when I start my subliminal message sexy talk involving clowns, chainsaws, anal sex and Don Cheadle.

Is Don Cradle dressed as a clown, wielding a chainsaw while giving or receiving anal, or is everything more disconnected than that?

Clown anal sex has got to be one of Dante's circles.
 
Is Don Cradle dressed as a clown, wielding a chainsaw while giving or receiving anal, or is everything more disconnected than that?

Clown anal sex has got to be one of Dante's circles.

Sometimes it's a post-apocalyptic tale where cannibalistic clown butt-ravagers roam the radioactive wastes looking for good times and Don Cheadle with his trusty talking chainsaw, Higgins, is humanity's last hope. Other times, Don Cheadle is plundering your anus while a clown stands in the corner, watching, waiting his turn and revving his chainsaw cock. Or something else altogether. As with all my amorous endeavors, I just make this shit up as I go.
 
I have fallen asleep talking to people on the phone.

So have I, for most of my life.

... because some of us are rude.

I would never say that...

It depends how well I know and like the person.


But I tend to wait for them to call me.
You are not a Lit boy, but if you gave me your number, I would call you.

No numbers to call.

In all honesty, I detest speaking on the phone.

Sorry :( I usually love speaking on the phone.

I'm one of those wacky phone talkers. I like to talk. Plus I feel like I'm always out and about so it's safer.

I am too!
 
Lol, I just sent you my Skype account details :). I am a bit clumsy with it, but it's better than phone j think :)

I don't know when is best to call:). What time zone are you in? We can find something mutually convenient :)

I am us central standard type, about 6 hrs from yours, give or take daylight savings time. If you see me on Skype say hi and we can go from there :rose:
 
Back
Top