why are

[ChefChip]

all my friends boring and stuff. can I have some new ones please?

 

[Mischka]

Ask Santa real nice. And throw in a bigger plate of cookies this year.

 

[Never]

So.. what does Mischka want for Christmas?
Hmm?

 

[ChefChip]

santa has skipped my house for tha last 20 years I don't think he will help me this time either. might be the jew in me thoug, I just can't afford all those cookies

 

[Mischka]

So.. what does Mischka want for Christmas?
Hmm?

My two front teeth!

(Did I get it right?)

 

[Mischka]

santa has skipped my house for tha last 20 years I don't think he will help me this time either. might be the jew in me though, I just can't afford all those cookies

Um, then try whacking your friends over the head with a driedel? Maybe you just need to snap 'em out of their stupor.

 

[ChefChip]

doesn't work, tried that. I really need new ones

 

[ScarlettRose]

haven't you heard, santa wants cheese

 

[ChefChip]

haven't you heard, santa wants cheese

yeah heard the ads on the radio all the time

 

[Never]

My two front teeth!

(Did I get it right?)

No, the correct answer was: a hippopotamus.

 

[Cheyenne]

santa has skipped my house for tha last 20 years I don't think he will help me this time either. might be the jew in me thoug, I just can't afford all those cookies

You're Jewish? Could be why Santa has missed you, huh?

 

[Darkthought]

You're Jewish? Could be why Santa has missed you, huh?

Santa's not stuck to a particular religion. I don't think he put presents under the manger... I could be wrong though.

 

[ChefChip]

You're Jewish? Could be why Santa has missed you, huh? [/QUOTE/]

in the voice of the comic book guy:

OOO OOO the sarcasm detection is astounding

 

[Problem Child]

all my friends boring and stuff. can I have some new ones please?

Boring is as boring does.

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you get your Mensa test results yet?

 

[digitalmedia]

all my friends boring and stuff. can I have some new ones please?

Look in the mirror fuck face, who would want to be friends with your fat fucking chips ahoy ass?