Why are you all so paranoid about working out while wearing a butt plug....

[parodyluvr75]

and listening to the Beatles?

 

[LongDrySpell]

Dafuq did I just read?

 

[blobfish]

I brush daily, yeah yeah yeah
Plus I floss, and you know that can't be bad!

 

[slave_]

*ahem*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dafuq did I just read?

Not sure, if you figure it out let me know, I'm curious.

I brush daily, yeah yeah yeah
Plus I floss, and you know that can't be bad!

But you're non virgin, so it doesn't count. Can I hold your hand?

*ahem*

I am a bad bad bird.

 

[blobfish]

But you're non virgin, so it doesn't count. Can I hold your hand?

It's more of an amorphous flipper, but sure!

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's a little sexy, sushi.

 

[blobfish]

That's a little sexy, sushi.

You can dip my sashimi in your wasabi any time.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm stingy with my wasabi.

 

[blobfish]

I'm stingy with my wasabi.

Just as well. It's mostly just green-colored horseradish anyway.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're picky. I got ranch dressing and cherry tomatoes.

 

[blobfish]