Why are the hot Lit. men so unavailable?

[June_]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

 

[fit_sexual_male50]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

It's true June, though there are several normal, hetero, nicely sexual guys like me, who enjoy erotica and sharing thoughts, fantasies, ideas etc. ~John ps PM

 

[Eilan]

I'm married. Sorry.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Why are the hot Lit. men so unavailable?


Because we're all married to hot non-lit. women.

 

[Penuche]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

You snooze, you lose.

If there's one type of anything/anyone which is in more demand than the rest, you'd better be first in the queue, have very sharp elbows, be interesting and different from the rest in that queue, or come up with a way of scaring off the competition PDQ.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I doubt there are any LIT women who aren't bipolar, collecting disability, and addicted.

 

[13Fantasies]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

Those are the only two categories? Damn. That means I have to be in the first one because I'm lacking sex appeal. -Sigh-

 

[suckonsimon]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

June, this seems strange for a first post. Have you engaged with us all under a different lit name? Or have you been a silent lurker just pm-ing? If the latter, that's why guys will have been uninterested. We forever get pms from "women" with nil posts - for deletion.

 

[June_]

You snooze, you lose.

If there's one type of anything/anyone which is in more demand than the rest, you'd better be first in the queue, have very sharp elbows, be interesting and different from the rest in that queue, or come up with a way of scaring off the competition PDQ.

I like you. So refreshing to see a poster who doesn't keep this game face on "I could have anyone if I chose to."
You might actually be right.

June, this seems strange for a first post. Have you engaged with us all under a different lit name? Or have you been a silent lurker just pm-ing? If the latter, that's why guys will have been uninterested. We forever get pms from "women" with nil posts - for deletion.

Oh no, I'm just a wounded soul who's looking to vent.
Of course I have a regular account.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

https://2.bp.********.com/-ZPB1UPwvXvI/Vu18XADCblI/AAAAAAABQJ8/jkB1d8HJCfcKHyjfIpgTr39f4JxLajE7Q/s1600/HILLARY-SELFIE.jpg

TYPICAL LIT HOTTIE.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of women:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and women with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

Welcome to Lit. Great first impression and informative profile.


Plus this<-------------Zeb_Carter Why are the hot Lit. men so unavailable?


Because we're all married to hot non-lit. women.

 

[HisArpy]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

Two categories only? I beg to differ madam. There are as many categories of men as there are men to categorize.

As for the douches, you know what you're supposed to do with a douche right? It's what the little chrome handle is for...flushing down the drain.

The uninterested or shy are probably guys who got treated like douches when they weren't. When you bare your soul to someone, it HURTS LIKE HELL when it gets abused. You learn to not put your sensitive inner bits into that trap again without checking twice first.

 

[jezzilee]

I doubt there are any LIT women who aren't bipolar, collecting disability, and addicted.

You would lose that bet.

 

[Misshotndeep]

You would lose that bet.

I second that.

 

[removed9556]

 

[jezzilee]

I think you underestimate the number of uninterested douchebags in your laudable efforts to be concise.

Hello sunshine. You made me smile....as always.

 

[Privates1stClass]

Honestly. This site has only two categories of men:
Creeps or douche bags who are all over you *eek*
and men with sex appeal who seem uninterested or shy.

I'm here. It seems you've been unlucky for some reason. Perhaps you've been looking under the wrong rocks.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You would lose that bet.

I don't see any takers.

My whole life I've challenged assholes to go with me for drug tests and IQ tests and personality tests and whatever they say I am. LETS BOTH TAKE THE TEST AND SEE WHO'S FUCKED UP! But no one ever wants to. I know my results. How bout you?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Want to know what the Definition of hot is. Because I see some guys on here with a following and they are fuggly! I have also seen physically hot guys on here who were so full of themselves it made them ugly.

 

[Penuche]

I second that.

Thirded. Not that I'd give black rubbish (or whatever he calls himself) the time of day anyway.

 

[Penuche]

I think you underestimate the number of uninterested douchebags in your laudable efforts to be concise.

I give thanks every day for douchebags who CBA to PM me.

 

[desiree_d]

Damn, you just outed me!

I doubt there are any LIT women who aren't bipolar, collecting disability, and addicted.

I haven't posted in a very long time, so I checked out your posts. They are so varied that I couldn't help but chuckle....but now you've blown my cover,

What ever am I going to do now?

p.s. and hell all those tests, been there done that and know I probably would be classified also as fucked up, so I know exactly where I stand

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I haven't posted in a very long time, so I checked out your posts. They are so varied that I couldn't help but chuckle....but now you've blown my cover,

What ever am I going to do now?

p.s. and hell all those tests, been there done that and know I probably would be classified also as fucked up, so I know exactly where I stand

Around here attention spans and memories are no longer than my little pee pee, so I can take every side of an issue, all in the same thread. I hide in plain sight!

My official IQ is 85. Lower is retarded. My guidance counselor encouraged me to skip college and aim for a nice homeless wino career. And here I am.

 

[hashtag45]

OK, JBJ.

So we all listened to your oh so flattering descriptions of Lit. women.

But what about Lit. men?
Please give as a similarly detailed description of them as well. Just for balance.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

OK, JBJ.

So we all listened to your oh so flattering descriptions of Lit. women.

But what about Lit. men?
Please give as a similarly detailed description of them as well. Just for balance.

LIT men are low testosterone, resistant Adjunct Perfessers 4 Hillary