Why are pubic hairs curly?

Mine aren't curly, their just bent backwards toward the skin. You see, I'm so large, I intimidate poor things.
 
Starblayde said:
they dont know in which direction to grow in the dark...

You let em out in the light sometimes, don'tcha??
 
plasticman33 said:


I took your suggestion! Shit that hurt!:D :D

ROTFL---now do you have sympathy for the Hedge hogs(probably called porcupines in your half of the world):D
 
Starblayde said:
When i let them out, its usually nighttime and/or under the covers :D


Reminds me of a little Monte Python song:

Oh, isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't awfully good to have a dong?
Aint is swell to have a stiffy
Divine to have a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the worlds biggest prick?

So here's three cheers for your John Thomas
HOORAY for your one eye'd trouser snake
Your peice of pork
Your wife's friend
Your wanger
or your cock

You can wrap it with a ribbon!
you can put it in your sock;

But don't take it out in public
or else they'll put you in the dark and
you won't come back.


Maybe you are better off keeping it in the dark. Poor pubes.
 
Ah, but not all ARE curly!

When I have them, mine is perfectly straight.
 
i love pubic hair....on men....my own...soft, sweet smelling lil curls.....mmmmmmmm.....

good morning TWB....nice lil monty diddy......we changed the words once.....dunno where it is....but....made it....Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Clitoris......;)
 
Cats

You see, years ago cats had a pact with our creator. They begged that Man would expoerience the same distress from fur balls in their throughts. So once the were not curly and now they are
 
nzwookie said:


ROTFL---now do you have sympathy for the Hedge hogs(probably called porcupines in your half of the world):D

allow me to illustrate
 
Ginny said:
i love pubic hair....on men....my own...soft, sweet smelling lil curls.....mmmmmmmm.....

good morning TWB....nice lil monty diddy......we changed the words once.....dunno where it is....but....made it....Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Clitoris......;)

I'd like to see that song sometime.

I think the woman in that pic could blind an army.
 
Re: Re: A MAJOR BABUSHKA....

InnocentAngel81 said:


oh thats gross, what the hell is that, oh no I need more pepto bismol


Agreed what in the blue hell is that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? looks like a grizzly bear's A$$ !
 
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