Why are flies attracted to shit?

[Prince Romeo]

Why are flies attracted to shit?

 

[Prince Romeo]

If you opened this looking for the answer then you just found out why.

Have a shitty day.

 

[marksgirl]

Thanks, I am having a shitty day.

Can I still perv on you're AV tho?

 

[Prince Romeo]

Ahh shucks, now you're going to make me look like I have a heart today. That wasn't meant for you. Anything I can do to cheer you up?

Check out the Lit dedication thread in a few minutes.

 

[Rex1960]

Why are flies attracted to shit?

because it tastes better than Hanns ?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

because it tastes better than Hanns ?

Rex, how do you know.

Geez. Germans.

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

Rex, how do you know.

Geez. Germans.

I knew someone had to jump on that one.... what an easy target I am (I haven't tastet any, just a guess)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

I knew someone had to jump on that one.... what an easy target I am (I haven't tastet any, just a guess)

Shite. I thought it was a pretty good punch-line, misel', but I had to fuck it up by not using a question mark, didn't I.

Nice set-up, Rex.

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

Shite. I thought it was a pretty good punch-line, misel', but I had to fuck it up by not using a question mark, didn't I.

Nice set-up, Rex.

pour me a vodka and lets stop arguing anyway

my toast would be


ya nje pju
ya nje kurju
y v rot nje vozmu

 

[weed]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

pour me a vodka and lets stop arguing anyway

my toast would be


ya nje pju
ya nje kurju
y v rot nje vozmu

Good Lord...are we talking bullshit here or what?

I'll take a glass of wine...but I better save it for when I'm off.

And if you're toasting I want to be the butter.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

pour me a vodka and lets stop arguing anyway

my toast would be


ya nje pju
ya nje kurju
y v rot nje vozmu

I don't know what you are on about, but is it anything to do with three chimps leaning to wank and can't stop till they die?

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

I don't know what you are on about, but is it anything to do with three chimps leaning to wank and can't stop till they die?

not exactly
just and old russian toast whenever they drink
sto gramov vodky

it comes best when you have a glass of vodka in one hand and a cig in the other

since it says

I don't drink
I don't smoke
and i don't take it into my mouth (guess what)

 

[Guest]

I meant ''learning'' BTW.

I wonder what sort of scientist teach a chimp to masturbate. I bet it was German.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

because it tastes better than Hanns ?

What's German for "Damn it, I was going to say that!"?

Babelfish gave me a lot of funny characters.

TB4p

 

[Starfish]

This is totally pathetic. Not one of you has given the fucking reason that flies are attracted to shit.



It is because they lay their eggs on the shit, so when the eggs hatch, the larve (specifically called maggots in flies) feed off the shit to grow to the stage where they can metamophosize into a fly.

It is all rather confirming of the fact that flies and pigs are the grossest of creatures.

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

What's German for "Damn it, I was going to say that!"?
TB4p

"Verdammt, das wollte ich auch gerade sagen !"

I don't know babelfish, but this link works for me:

http://diction.travlang.com/GermanEnglish/dict.cgi?query=shit&max=50

 

[Rex1960]

This is totally pathetic. Not one of you has given the fucking reason that flies are attracted to shit.



It is because they lay their eggs on the shit, so when the eggs hatch, the larve (specifically called maggots in flies) feed off the shit to grow to the stage where they can metamophosize into a fly.

It is all rather confirming of the fact that flies and pigs are the grossest of creatures.

you're not running for the next Nobel Prize in Biology, are you ?

 

[Prince Romeo]

Next Subject

How to make worms out of spaghetti - by Dr. Frank N. Stein.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

"Verdammt, das wollte ich auch gerade sagen !"

I don't know babelfish, but this link works for me:

http://diction.travlang.com/GermanEnglish/dict.cgi?query=shit&max=50

BabelFish says it's "Verdammen Sie es, ich im BegriffWAR, das zu sagen."

I'm not sure why the WAR is in there, but I'm guessing it's because it can't reproduce characters like ß or ä.

A funny game is to translate something into a foreign language, then translate the results back, just to see what it says. "Verdammen Sie es, ich im BegriffWAR, das zu sagen" translated back into English is "Condemn it, I in were to say."

Try it with song lyrics! Guess which song this is that got run through German and back:

"Its palms are sweat, the weak knees, are arms there are vomiting on its cardigan already, isolation hose of the Mammas heavily, which is nervous he, but on the surface he looks calmly and ready to drop bombs but he holds on forgetting which he noted, which complete mass goes, thus loud opens he its opening, but the words do not come out it are chokin, how everyone chokin now the run of the master clock out, time more rueber above, blaow! If you tear back to reality, Oh goes to the force of gravity OH there -, rabbit goes, strangled it it is thus furious, but it gives not above this simple No., has it it, does not know it rope to its complete back city it does not constitute, is it lubricant it white that, but he is fallow him is, thus stacked that it is white, when it goes back to its mobile house that, if it is back to that laboratory again yo this complete pounding city, which it goes better to safety device this moment and does not hope it to lead it" . . .

TB4p

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

BabelFish says it's "Verdammen Sie es, ich im BegriffWAR, das zu sagen."

I'm not sure why the WAR is in there, but I'm guessing it's because it can't reproduce characters like ß or ä

"war" is just past tense of "sein"(to be)

A funny game is to translate something into a foreign language, then translate the results back, just to see what it says. "Verdammen Sie es, ich im BegriffWAR, das zu sagen" translated back into English is "Condemn it, I in were to say."

yep, too funny. Or just trying to retranslate sayings word by word.

"You're ok" is easy in english.
But since there's no "ok" in German we have "Du bist schwer auf Draht".
And that would be "You are heavy on the wire" in english without any chance to be understood.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?" doesn't carry the funny double meaning once you translated that into German.

Try it with song lyrics! Guess which song this is that got run through German and back:

"Its palms are sweat, the weak knees, are arms there are vomiting on its cardigan already, isolation hose of the Mammas heavily, which is nervous he, but on the surface he looks calmly and ready to drop bombs but he holds on forgetting which he noted, which complete mass goes, thus loud opens he its opening, but the words do not come out it are chokin, how everyone chokin now the run of the master clock out, time more rueber above, blaow! If you tear back to reality, Oh goes to the force of gravity OH there -, rabbit goes, strangled it it is thus furious, but it gives not above this simple No., has it it, does not know it rope to its complete back city it does not constitute, is it lubricant it white that, but he is fallow him is, thus stacked that it is white, when it goes back to its mobile house that, if it is back to that laboratory again yo this complete pounding city, which it goes better to safety device this moment and does not hope it to lead it" . . .

TB4p

I have no clue !! But sounds like manuals for Japanese VCRs translated by Romanians studying Japanese by reading other Japanese manuals originally written by Arabian first grades.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why are flies attracted to shit?

I have no clue !!

"Lose Yourself" by Eminem:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him . . .

TB4p

 

[Guest]

It is all rather confirming of the fact that flies and pigs are the grossest of creatures.

Technically, flies are one of cleanest creatures. The problem with them is that they clean themselves far too often on your food plate, dropping micro-piece of shits in your food.

Pigs are pigs. Well tastey.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Seems appropriate to bump this thread today.

 

[Zombie Cat]

Well, I wasnt disappointed - what a load of shit!!



Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Guest]

Well, I wasnt disappointed - what a load of shit!!



Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well, there are some of my finest shit.

*rolls up news papers*

Swack!