Whuch would you choose?

[jezzilee]

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[Lord Pmann]

I only read the first one and I'm picking that. Putting someone into a coma? Fuck yeah. A rapey gent like myself would find that delightful. Any idea what I'd save on Rohypnol?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Yellow....the money/power would be phenomenal.

 

[RawHumor]

Probably the red one...

 

[snugglestruggle]

I would take the rainbow pill that combined all the abilities/
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[JohnnySavage]

The black pill

 

[toubab]

Red. Know where I can find one?

 

[jezzilee]

I still don't know which one I would take!

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Blue.

I have boobs for pink.

 

[RawHumor]

Blue.

I have boobs for pink.

Magical boobs?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Magical boobs?

No such thing...just stupid dicks....

I took a pic of my ass crack and posted as some dinggy alt and had all the greasy palmed mouth breathers swooning for my schwetty man ass in like 30 min.

 

[jezzilee]

No such thing...just stupid dicks....

I took a pic of my ass crack and posted as some dinggy alt and had all the greasy palmed mouth breathers swooning for my schwetty man ass in like 30 min.

That made me LOL!

 

[AllyRose]

Can I teleport other people with me?

 

[jezzilee]

Can I teleport other people with me?

Of course they are magical pills after all....

 

[AllyRose]

Of course they are magical pills after all....

Then give me the !@#$ing blue pill.

 

[jezzilee]

Then give me the !@#$ing blue pill.

blue it is!! (for you, not sure for me)

 

[AllyRose]

Plenty of good that could be done by teleporting.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Orange pill

 

[yossi]

Doesn't even list the side affects; not a proper drug advert at all! Is the FDA aware of this?

 

[AllyRose]

Doesn't even list the side affects; not a proper drug advert at all! Is the FDA aware of this?

I imagine it's the same side effects as taking every other medication.

Anal-leakage, sudden death and/or headaches.

 

[1HF]

Blue for me.

 

[islandman]

Orange pill.

....Islandman for President!

 

[yossi]

I imagine it's the same side effects as taking every other medication.

Anal-leakage, sudden death and/or headaches.

Anal-leakage in the midst of a teleportation. Very risky.

 

[AllyRose]

Take Sneezium to cure your allergies. Common side effects include new or worsening symptoms, death, hemorrhaging, loss of limbs and irritability. Do not take Sneezium if you've been to a region where certain fungal infections are common. Do not take Sneezium if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.

 

[yossi]

Take Sneezium to cure your allergies. Common side effects include new or worsening symptoms, death, hemorrhaging, loss of limbs and irritability. Do not take Sneezium if you've been to a region where certain fungal infections are common. Do not take Sneezium if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.

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