Who's up for a round of celibacy and some scrapbooking? Raise your hands.

[shereads]

Me neither.

I can't sleep.

 

[cantdog]

How do you have a "round" of celibacy, anyway?

May I suggest Pachelbel?

 

[shereads]

Who okayed "scrapbook" as a verb?

According to my research, scrapbooking is not only a verb, but an addiction. The usual low-lifes are cashing in with online sales of paraphanalia, blatantly marketed to children. Note to Congressional Budget Committee: fund the War On Scrapbooking.

http://www.AddictedToScrapbooking.com/?Affiliate=6-176-8400000004

cc: Justice Dept.

 

[cantdog]

Our achives at the church could use a couple of addicts. A pair of scrapbookers, egging one another on, would be just the ticket.

Our previous, um, "historian" retired to Florida at the age of ninety-two, and no scrapbook fiend has emerged from the congregation to date.

 

[shereads]

Our achives at the church could use a couple of addicts. A pair of scrapbookers, egging one another on, would be just the ticket.

Our previous, um, "historian" retired to Florida at the age of ninety-two, and no scrapbook fiend has emerged from the congregation to date.

I looked at the site. Apparently, you can bait them by sprinkling around some little packets of glitter and a sheaf of colorful craft paper. For the serious scrap 'ho, round-tipped scissors are recommended.

Goodnight.

 

[cantdog]

Always with the "good night." Well, you're right. I should woo Morpheus. Good night, dear she!


cantdog

 

[Spitfire_23]

Write a couple paragraphs or two. I do it when I can't sleep all the time, just grab onto something somewhat arousing (or not at all) and write about it. I'll eventually have a collection of two to three paragraph shorts.

Makes you sleepy right away.

 

[shereads]

Write a couple paragraphs or two. I do it when I can't sleep all the time, just grab onto something somewhat arousing (or not at all) and write about it. I'll eventually have a collection of two to three paragraph shorts.

Makes you sleepy right away.

Between arousing and sleepy, I'll bet there's an interim step you're leaving out.



Edited to add: Welcome to the AH and insomnia, Spitfire.

 

[shereads]

When we read books, are we booking?

 

[sincerely_helene]

When we read books, are we booking?

When we bait fishing rods, are we hooking?

 

[shereads]

When we bait fishing rods, are we hooking?

I must print this post and start a scrapbook.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I must print this post and start a scrapbook.

You do this, and I will commence celibation.

(hic.)

 

[cantdog]

If you're a clothier, are you into garbage?

If you're a lawyer, is it sewage?

If you're a golfer-- forage?

Transgendered? Outage.

A taxi driver? Cabbage.

 

[Subo97]

who ok'd "scrapbook" as a verb

The same nimrod who first used "disrespect" as a predicate, probably.

 

[sincerely_helene]

If you're a clothier, are you into garbage?

If you're a lawyer, is it sewage?

If you're a golfer-- forage?

Transgendered? Outage.

A taxi driver? Cabbage.

If you jizz in a cash register, do you come into money?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If you jizz in a cash register, do you come into money?

Teehee. If only.

 

[shereads]

If you jizz in a cash register, do you come into money?

Remember, let's wash our hands frequently. It's not just flu season.

~ A public relations announcement.

 

[Liar]

If you're a golfer-- forage?

Foreplay.

 

[rgraham666]

I've been celibate for fifteen years.

You can have some of mine, if you want.

 

[cantdog]

Foreplay.

Or roughage.

 

[cantdog]

Re: Re: Who's up for a round of celibacy and some scrapbooking? Raise your hands.

I've been celibate for fifteen years.

You can have some of mine, if you want.

Mine's intermittent, but still far too frequent. Disappointing to know that it hasn't lessened your burden, just the same.