BartenderT
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- Sep 16, 2001
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- 13
Slinking my way into my new apartment, I wonder if all this is really worth it. The night life has always been something of a cliche,but enabling the drunk to get drunker now seems to leave something to be desired. A home cooked meal is nothing more than a distant memory, it's a life of bar food and dunkin donuts for me. The wad of cash in my back pocket does bring me some solice, however, and before crashing firmly into my bed I count out a solid $210, a good night at a crazy night club. My clothes smell like smoke and the inmistakable aroma of people. It's something most people can't recognize, but it's as disticnt as too much perfume or even a skunk hit by a car on a summer evening. The smell, I believe, doesn't come from the actual bodies of people, but the chemistry that inevitably occurs when booze is mixed with phermones and loud pulsing house music. All night I watch men picking up woman, woman picking up men. It's a controlled frenzy that leads to(in my humbled guess) a fair amount of people getting laid. But I am stuck behind the bar, only to serve and ration out the drug of choice at the club....it seems silly that a decent looking guy surrounded by all these women can't get one to come home, but it's true. I decide not to wallow in my self-pity for any longer and pull of my clothes. Getting into bed tonight is a blessing, and I fall asleep quickly.
Waking up I shake my head violently from side to side trying to gain some semblence of time. To my right the alarm clock is blinking 12's. The power has gone off. Sitting up I push the sheets off and walk around the apt. looking for anything out of the ordinary. My search turns up nothing, and I reset my alarm before again pushing my body under the chilling sheets. My head hits the pillow and I hear a sigh escape a bulge next to me. My eyes grow wide as I see the figure of a woman laying in my bed not six inches from where I just arose. Was she there when I got up? Of course she couldn't have been, because when I put myself to bed I was alone, as usual. Taking a closer look at the woman laying somberly with me I could make out the incredible shape of one breast. I rubbed my eyes and pondered what kind of situation I had awoken to....
Waking up I shake my head violently from side to side trying to gain some semblence of time. To my right the alarm clock is blinking 12's. The power has gone off. Sitting up I push the sheets off and walk around the apt. looking for anything out of the ordinary. My search turns up nothing, and I reset my alarm before again pushing my body under the chilling sheets. My head hits the pillow and I hear a sigh escape a bulge next to me. My eyes grow wide as I see the figure of a woman laying in my bed not six inches from where I just arose. Was she there when I got up? Of course she couldn't have been, because when I put myself to bed I was alone, as usual. Taking a closer look at the woman laying somberly with me I could make out the incredible shape of one breast. I rubbed my eyes and pondered what kind of situation I had awoken to....