Who's pubic hair would you most like to braid? (Retardo list # 579!)

[Ravenloft]

*assuming they still have pubic hair... If not then I guess I will just have to go down on them... Either or.*

Moneytalks
RoseThorn
Alyrahh
Intriguess
Svedish Chef
Merelan
Hecate
Earthgoddess
*Eve*
Savage Kitten
Siren
Wetneice
Whispersecret
E.O.D.

[Edited by Ravenloft on 02-23-2001 at 08:37 PM]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

By the looks of this I am the only male on the list... god do I feel... um well um ... oh yes HONOURED!

 

[Guest]

Don't forget Ren, babe. He is, after all, your bitch!

 

[Ravenloft]

I made Svedish Chef feel honored! Woo hoo!

No Tiggs, bitches are for slapping not pubic hair braiding... Heheh!

 

[Ravenloft]

Aw come on people! There has to be SOMEONE whos pubic hair you want to braid!!! Right?! Right?!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Ummm Ravenloft some of us women don't have pupic hair....Some of us shave lol

 

[Nicole]

Okay Ravenloft, I'll bite (well not really but you know)

I wouldn't braid anyone's Pubic Hair, I'd be too busy sucking their cock to worry about braiding it

As for the women, I don't think I would enjoy my Pubic hair being briaded, that would hurt if they accidently pulled one hair out don't you think?

Besides I shave too NBS's Wife, but if you notice he said if you do he will go down on you. Did you wanna pass that up? No? No I didn't think so

Have fun Braiding or licking and sucking Ravenloft

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Everyone line up if you want your pubic hair braided! My booth is now open for business! And if you don't have any, that's okay we'll provide some for you.



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"Sometimes fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Renegade]

For the last time Ravenloft: I am not your bitch!!! Infact, if anything, you're my bitch... bitch! lol

<looks over list> And stay away from my girlfriend! Only I can braid her pubic hairs.

Ok here's my list:

RoseThorn
Tiggs
MoneyTalks
Kitten Eyes
CelestialBody
Killer Muffin
Ravenloft(that's right bitch! lol)

 

[Ravenloft]

NSW... Then as per my original offer I would have to go down on you...

But Nicole... Its such an intimate thing to be allowed to braid pubic hair! Much more so than to braid pit hair! *Sigh*

See! LittleRedDevil has the idea folks! I wish I had thought of the booth idea! Drats! Double drats even!

Ren, Ren, Ren... *Sigh* Tsk, tsk, tsk... Its not about who is the bitch and who is the hound... Its how you play the game... Or... Something like that... Scuse me, my mind is a little frazzled... Don't you just love that word? Frazzled... Hmmm... Frazzled... Moist... Frazzled... Moist... Yeah, I still prefer moist you know... Moist... Moist... Mmmmm... Just something about that word...


Wait for it!


...Moist! Heheh!

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

You're still my bitch. heheh

 

[Ravenloft]

Whoa there, I'll light your cigarettes for you, I'll lick your boots clean. Hell, I'll even braid your pubic hair but that doesn't make... Me... Your... Er... Um... What was I saying?!

 

[Renegade]

Whoa there, I'll light your cigarettes for you, I'll lick your boots clean. Hell, I'll even braid your pubic hair but that doesn't make... Me... Your... Er... Um... What was I saying?!

I have no friggin idea what you were saying. But all I do know, is... that... you... are... still... my... little... BITCH!!! <insert evil laugh>

 

[Ravenloft]

I think I got a bum deal... I do all the menial tasks a bitch is supposed to but he still won't let me suck his dick! I'm sorry Ren, but I really think I have to become someone elses bitch... Its the best thing for both of us. No, no, don't try and change my mind... In the years to come you will thank me for this... It may hurt now but the pain will go away, I assure you. And eventually you will find another bitch who will suit you just as well if not better than I have... No, please, don't get up, just let me walk out this door... *Wiping a tear from my eye.* Its... Its the best thing for both of us really... Its... *Turning away with a quivering lower lip* Its really the only thing left for us to do... *Slipping out the door letting it latch behind me, fighting a sob as I walk away.*

 

[Renegade]

Hey c'mon guy, I know I've been bad but I can change! I didn't know it meant that much for you to suck my dick. <begins to cry> Don't leave me like this, things can get better for us both in time. We just had a bad start but I'm sure that we can work all of this out in time. You were a great bitch to me, and I'd sure hate to lose you Ravenloft. I'll even let you lick my ass clean again! <wipes tears away from eyes> Come back to me!!! Things will be different from now on, I promise!!! <continues to sob>



Note to self: Seek serious mental help.

 

[Ravenloft]

*The door to your apartment sprouts a nose, mouth, and eyes. It begins to speak.* Um... Dude, I think you blew that one! I don't think he heard you... He is halfway down the hall... And stuff... But if you like... I could pollish your knob! Lord knows you've pollished mine HUNDREDS of times! Bout time I repayed the favor eh?! You know what they say... I'm like a door knob, everybody gets a turn... Er... Wait... Um... *The doors eyeballs shift to peek at its own knob. It blushes...* Well... you get my point... Heheh!

 

[Renegade]

<raises eyebrow at door> What the hell? <standing up, I look around the room> Ah why not? I'll try anything once. <drops pants and walks towards door> I just better not get any splinters on me down there.


Note to Self: Seek SERIOUS mental help. lol

 

[intriguess]

didn't make renegades list

*pout*

I don't shave, got me a wild bush.

*giggle*

 

[Sammyjo]

Thank goodness no one mentioned my name...I haven't got any...but I could use some of the other thing you were talking about

 

[KillerMuffin]

You wanna... well oh my gawd. I'm floored. Shocked. Holy cow.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Hey Ren and Rav, please don't ever stop. I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm crying.

I love you guys!


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"Sometimes fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Guest]

Hey Ren and Rav, please don't ever stop.

They better not stop! I'm just lovin' this man on man love! Keep it up babe! ~Mua!~

 

[Ravenloft]

As ren walks up to the transmuted door with his pants open and his throbbing cock out the door opens its wooden mouth, reveiling a red carpet of a tongue! "Oh yeah! Bring that wood here! Yum yum!" The door says in a creeky voice. Before long Ren is getting a good hard blow from a door with lips! "Turn my nob baby! Turn my nob! Ooo!" The door squeeks out.

(How was that?!)

 

[LittleRedDevil]

BRAVO, BRAVO!

Have you ever thought about opening a show on broadway? I know I'd pay for a ticket.




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"Sometimes fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Ravenloft]

*Bowing*
Thank ye! Thank ye!
Broadway? Is that like a hallway full of broads?!