Who's next?

[shereads]

You've got to love a guy who had all the blood in his body replaced because the old stuff couldn't hold any more dope.

As far as dying goes? I think Jack LaLayne's number's about up.

It's not fair that he should go before Richard Simmons.

 

[blackhaus7]

It was 40 - something today.

We had snow a couple days before Christmas but it was all gone by the big event.

That's ok - travel plans were easier without the white stuff.

We were 65 (I just checked Weatherbug). I know you're from Michigan (UP), but I can live with this for a little bit.

Sorry for the threadjack, shereads.

 

[Guest]

It's not fair that he should go before Richard Simmons.

BWAH!

You're right.

 

[matriarch]

Cliff Richard can't die, EL has concert tickets. I picked Liz Taylor.

Cliff Richard, Liz Taylor and Liza Minelli cannot die.
They've all already been embalmed.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Max something-or-other, Granny.

Max Baer, Jr. (his father was heavyweight boxing champ, Max Baer)

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Kind of morbid isn't it, trying to predict who will last the year...

Think of it as the chance to save a life. I mean, what are the odds that the person you name will actually take the big dirt nap this year? Infintesimal, right? So be careful out there, people. You don't want to accidentally save Tom Cruise.

 

[Guest]

Hey - this is no big deal.

This was already done in Clint Eastwood's "The Dead Pool."

At least we aren't murdering people to make our lists.

 

[shereads]

I went for the TV guy.

I never watch TV so any death there is not going to affect me.

As the poll now stands, 2006 is looking pretty grim for Some TV Guy.

 

[shereads]

Hey - this is no big deal.

This was already done in Clint Eastwood's "The Dead Pool."

At least we aren't murdering people to make our lists.

Only because there's no money riding on this.

 

[Guest]

As the poll now stands, 2006 is looking pretty grim for Some TV Guy.

Is that like the Star Trek crewman? You know, the one in the different colored uniform whom you KNOW is going to die?

 

[shereads]

Is that like the Star Trek crewman? You know, the one in the different colored uniform whom you KNOW is going to die?

You mean the Red Shirt? Yes, I suppose it's like that. There are certainly an endless supply of both Red Shirts and TV Guys.

Try googling "obscure celebrity." I turned up Dolph Lundgren!

 

[Guest]

You mean the Red Shirt? Yes, I suppose it's like that. There are certainly an endless supply of both Red Shirts and TV Guys.

Try googling "obscure celebrity." I turned up Dolph Lundgren!

BWAH!

 

[shereads]

You know what would suck more than dying in a plane crash? Dying in the same plane crash as someone famous. Even your friends would eventually be unable to resist talking about it.

"Did you know Paris Hilton's mother was on that flight?!"

"Oh my God! Paris Hilton must be devastated."

They'd eventually get back to grieving for you, their friend, but the mood would be ruined.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As the poll now stands, 2006 is looking pretty grim for Some TV Guy.

I don't miss him already.

 

[shereads]

I don't miss him already.

Really? I loved that show he was in. Not the second one, but the other one. Without the monkey.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Really? I loved that show he was in. Not the second one, but the other one. Without the monkey.

I liked the monkey, I thought he made the show what it was.

 

[shereads]

I liked the monkey, I thought he made the show what it was.

Didn't that monkey die the same year as one of the Darrens from Bewitched? They were involved in some kind of scandal that was hushed-up by the Feds. Or am I thinking of Cliff Richard?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Didn't that monkey die the same year as one of the Darrens from Bewitched? They were involved in some kind of scandal that was hushed-up by the Feds. Or am I thinking of Cliff Richard?

You're thinking about Bubbles, MJ's old monkey date. He went into Betty Ford and then disappeared....mysteriously.

 

[shereads]

You're thinking about Bubbles, MJ's old monkey date. He went into Betty Ford and then disappeared....mysteriously.

No, you're thinking of Tricia Nixon. But why, Abs? Neither of the Nixon girls has ever starred in a sitcom with a monkey or been connected socially with one. The Nixons are weasel people.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, you're thinking of Tricia Nixon. But why, Abs? Neither of the Nixon girls has ever starred in a sitcom with a monkey or been connected socially with one. The Nixons are weasel people.

I'm going to have to do some intensive Googling. These lesser celebrities and their escapades are the stuff that small daydreams are made of and quickley put to rest.

And where the fuck did Waldo ever go???

 

[shereads]

I'm going to have to do some intensive Googling. These lesser celebrities and their escapades are the stuff that small daydreams are made of and quickley put to rest.

And where the fuck did Waldo ever go???

His career was destroyed by his torrid affair with one of the lesser Nazis from Hogan's Heroes. Not Col. Klink or the loveable chubby Nazi, but the other one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

His career was destroyed by his torrid affair with one of the lesser Nazis from Hogan's Heroes. Not Col. Klink or the loveable chubby Nazi, but the other one.

The one with the long coat, right? Heinrich or Schlitz or something like that.

 

[shereads]

The one with the long coat, right? Heinrich or Schlitz or something like that.

Yes! Private Schlitz, who did those great pratfalls when Hogan would make him trip over his long coat! I haven't thought about him in y - well, ever. Is he still alive?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes! Private Schlitz, who did those great pratfalls when Hogan would make him trip over his long coat! I haven't thought about him in y - well, ever. Is he still alive?

No he died making porno films like Hogan did....only he died from a pratfall. Ironic, huh?

 

[Boxlicker101]

His career was destroyed by his torrid affair with one of the lesser Nazis from Hogan's Heroes. Not Col. Klink or the loveable chubby Nazi, but the other one.

I think Sergeant Schultz is the one you mean as the lovable chubby one. His famous line was "I know NUTHINGG!" The other main Nazis were nasty Major Hochstetter of the SS and General Burkhalter, a career German military man.