Who's next?

Celebrity most likely to check out during 2006:

  • Courtney Love

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Liz Taylor

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Liza Minelli

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Frank Sinatra, Jr., who deserves it for calling his stage show "Sinatra!"

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • One or more Jacksons

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • One or more former husbands of Liz Taylor/Liza Minelli

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Prince

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Boy George

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Some TV guy you'll feel bad about, because his death leaves you completely unaffected.

    Votes: 13 54.2%
  • Cliff Richard

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    24
*keeping fingers crossed*

Oh please God, let it be Courtney Love... please let it be Courtney Love... please letr it be Courtney Love...
 
cheerful_deviant said:
*keeping fingers crossed*

Oh please God, let it be Courtney Love... please let it be Courtney Love... please letr it be Courtney Love...
There are half a hundred no-talent litle wannabes that could die before their time and put themselves out of our collective misery. :devil:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
*keeping fingers crossed*

Oh please God, let it be Courtney Love... please let it be Courtney Love... please letr it be Courtney Love...
Why did you buy her body?
 
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and maybe Jethro Clampett. What was the guy's name? I can never remember it.

impressive said:
Max something-or-other, Granny.

The character's name was Jethro Bodine (Bodeen?). The actor's name was Max Baer Jr. Jed Clampett was played by Buddy Ebson and Daisy Moses (Granny) was played by Irene Ryan. Ellie May (Mae?) Clampett was played by Donna Douglas and, for me, she was the only reason to watch the show.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
We'd have to peel you off the ceiling.

You've got to love a guy who had all the blood in his body replaced because the old stuff couldn't hold any more dope.

As far as dying goes? I think Jack LaLayne's number's about up.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
You've got to love a guy who had all the blood in his body replaced because the old stuff couldn't hold any more dope.

As far as dying goes? I think Jack LaLayne's number's about up.

Hey - He's got his Power Juicer.

Could be another 80-some years to go.

(How old is that guy, anyway?)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
(How old is that guy, anyway?)
Old enough to need new skin, hair and teeth, at least.

I'd like to see a new system of 'dating' replace carbon dating. One that takes into account the amount of living a body has done rather than the number of calendar years it's been ticking.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
If Keith Richard's cremated, I want to inhale the smoke.
There was this great Annie Liebovitch story- how everyone told her to watch him because he could be doing fine and then, sudenly pass out, or become violtenly DT'd and ruin a day's work.

Richards came in, with his bottles and his rolling papers, but it didn't seem to her that he was overdoing it particulalry, and he was bright-eyed, cooperative, and alert.
Later, Patti Hansen came by the studio- Keef saw her and opened his arms, and she stepped into them, and they sort of waltzed around and around on the set, Annie and her assistants circling around them like satellites.

Around and around they went, Annie snapping away. Then she excused herself to run to the loo.
Then she woke up- on the floor of her own bathroom, with her assistants dismantling the door to get at her. She had simply passed out- and she had not shared any of Richard's substances...

Keef was fine, the whole day.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/struwwelpeter/StonesRichards.jpg
 
cantdog said:
Dick Clark could, though. Who the fuck is Cliff richard?

Sir
Cliff Richard.

I looked him up, cant.

He's a British singer, famous from before the time of the Beatles.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:

Sir
Cliff Richard.

I looked him up, cant.

He's a British singer, famous from before the time of the Beatles.

My, aren't we snippy tonight..... :p


:D
 
The_Fool said:
My, aren't we snippy tonight..... :p

:D

Snippy?

Oh no, hon. I'm drunker than Cooter Brown.

I just found out from Google that Lawrence is the Center of the Universe.

:cathappy:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Snippy?

Oh no, hon. I'm drunker than Cooter Brown.

I just found out from Google that Lawrence is the Center of the Universe.

:cathappy:
And you know why that is, don't you? Seems the website designer's a KU grad. :D
 
blackhaus7 said:
And you know why that is, don't you? Seems the website designer's a KU grad. :D

And a smart lad he is.

:cathappy:

(I'd have done the same damn thing)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
And a smart lad he is.

:cathappy:

(I'd have done the same damn thing)
We didn't have the usual party in Lawrence this year, so I haven't been there in a bit. How are things?

Had a first this year. Put up and took down Christmas decorations while wearing shorts. Sunday was great.
 
blackhaus7 said:
We didn't have the usual party in Lawrence this year, so I haven't been there in a bit. How are things?

Had a first this year. Put up and took down Christmas decorations while wearing shorts. Sunday was great.

Oh, yeah.

I love Christmas with 50+ degrees Fahrenheit.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, yeah.

I love Christmas with 50+ degrees Fahrenheit.
Sunday was New Year's. I don't know about you, but we had snow just before Christmas. Considering the chance of a white Christmas here is 17%........
 
Despina said:
Please, Please, Please!

Let it be Tom Cruise!

No! That's when the Scientologists will begin releasing his clones. Don't even go there.
 
blackhaus7 said:
Sunday was New Year's. I don't know about you, but we had snow just before Christmas. Considering the chance of a white Christmas here is 17%........

It was 40 - something today.

We had snow a couple days before Christmas but it was all gone by the big event.

That's ok - travel plans were easier without the white stuff.
 
cantdog said:
Dick Clark could, though. Who the fuck is Cliff richard?

Imagine Keith Patridge, but without the implicit incestuous relationship with his sister. Oh, and with talent. And different hair.

Now scratch that image and start all over, because you aren't even close.

I confess: Cliff Richard is on the list because I needed a random Brit to balance out Dead TV Guy, who is always an American.

I apologize to other nations for not listing any of your potential dead celebrities. I also apologize to Cliff Richard, you poor bastard, for inadvertently demonstrating the extent of your obscurity. Is it my fault that everyone who reads your name thinks Keith Richard? Man. You're less famous than Jack Lalayne. Maybe you should market a juicer or a sandwich press or something.
 
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