Who's my bitch?

[cymbidia]

Dilbert - still the champ.

 

[Mellon Collie]

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

 

[Angel]

Fuck. I thought this was an invitation. *sigh*

 

[Chanson_bleu]

OK, Who Tampered with the Strip...

And made it funnier?

I thought this was hysterical, but I couldn't believe mainstream newspapers would print it. So I looked up the original:

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20010918.html

I do like Cym's version MUCH better!

 

[Kymberley]

hmmph

So did I!

So much for volunteer work.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

yes

we all did

 

[Silverlily]

Wow and here I thought cym was going to switch hit.

While that has interesting possibilities, how about you be my bitch?

 

[Phoenyx]

tHATS HOW MANY BOSSES SEE EMPLOYEES NOW.

 

[Guru]

 

[Phoenyx]

I'd be Cym's bitch/slave anytime... but she's a sub.

what if she switched tems for a while...
I hear some subs do that.

 

[Guru]

 

[cymbidia]

Pheonyx, i can't switch teams cuz, well, i'm not a switch-hitter. Some are, some aren't; i'm not. I just play for the one side.

And Kitten? How bout you talk to MS about me being your bitch for awhile. If you gave him a camera and let him reach in and touch a little, he might go for it. Course, he gets possessive so i don't know... but then again, he *wants* to see me with another woman and - gods! - you are that, in spades, so maybe so.

Guru? I let you make me avs? Ummm, that's not quite the way i remember it. Seems to me that i begged you to make me some avs. You're remarkably talented; i got lucky that you had the time. and if i swung the other way, well, honey, you'd definitely be on the top of my "bitch" list - and not just for the free av's i might get, either.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I love altering comic strips! Mine get odder and weirder than that, it's great fun!

 

[Guru]

Actually, I've found I like being the Dom, so there is no switching involved. But I'm probably too vanilla for you. I'm working on it.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Wow and here I thought cym was going to switch hit.

While that has interesting possibilities, how about you be my bitch?

I knew we'd get along, KE. I thought the exact same thing. I saw this title and jumped right in here, thinking we were really going to witness a historic event unfolding.

But, if you get to make her your bitch, how's she going to be mine too? Hmm...MS better get a lotta cameras Even if I am just a lowly old switch. What can I say? I want it ALL, baby!

cym--I noticed you brought back my favorite av. It's always nice to see you, but now it's even nicer again. I gotta say, she works me up a lot better than an orchid, any day. Something about that blindfold just works it. *snap*