naughtycakes
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Fine, I'll vote for you, just based on the picture.
But you guys are both pretty unattractive in my book, because somebody's attractiveness is about much more than a picture can convey.
Who's more attractive - blobfish or VaticanAssassin?
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Fine, I'll vote for you, just based on the picture.
But you guys are both pretty unattractive in my book, because somebody's attractiveness is about much more than a picture can convey.
dolf
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no, it really is because you come across as a knobend.It's called "going with the flow".
and being mean on the internet doesn't count against you if you're a professional do gooderThanks, you know I don't like to be mean.
Well, I do like to be mean, but then I feel guilty about it, so it's a wash.
That's why I love it when you're mean, I can live vicariously and guilt-free
naughtycakes
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no, it really is because you come across as a knobend.
and being mean on the internet doesn't count against you if you're a professional do gooder
Very true!
I guess I can't really argue with that.
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if it's any consolation, i like you, despite your personality
Yeah, but I'll bet that Vatty couldn't come up with all those great one-liners like me. Remember the Turtle Wax thing? That's gotta count for something.
if it's any consolation, i like you, despite your personality
I'd sooner take the consolation than the grand prize, as it were. Sometimes, a vacuum cleaner is better than a Caribbean vacation.
neci
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if you want camel toe pics this bad, you should just ask.
Only if you vote for me. A vote for Vat is a vote for Dewey!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Deweytruman12.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Deweytruman12.jpg
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My assessment - and ultimately my vote - was based on agreed-upon features that define attractiveness, beauty and handsomeness. My vote has NOTHING to do with my disrespect for you, your drag-queen father or your very public dispute with Ellen Barkin.
FOREHEAD
Blob - Pre-historic, sloping forehead
Vat - Great balance with other features highlighted by hairstyle
JAW BONE
Blob - Weak, undefined
Vat - Weak but with some definition
EYEBROWS
Blob - Uni-brow and graying
Vat - Neatly trimmed and maintained
EYES
Blob - Unmarkable, dull slate gray color; post-drunkedness bloodshot
Vat - Marble-blue and stunning color
LIPS
Blob - Thin, dry, uneven
Vat - Moist, supple, alluring
CHIN
Blob - Regular, standard-issue
Vat - Regular, standard-issue
SKIN
Blob - blotchy but clean with a decent hue and texture
Vat - could use dermatological visit
FACIAL HAIR
Blob - "Miami Vice" Don Johnson-look is very dated
Vat - Smoothly shaved and flawless
More HOGJERK lies! My lips are full and pouty, as evidenced by the second photo I posted in this thread! You have drawn the battle lines. Be prepared to defend them.
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Jesus H Christ!!!!
If I declare you the winner Blob will you shut up?
If I declare you the winner Blob will you shut up?
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Yes, because the person that has been her since 2010 and only has 30 posts is clearly not an Alt...
Besides, gay men are clearly a better judge of beauty...
(not Hogjack, but BB may be...)
Jesus H Christ!!!!
If I declare you the winner Blob will you shut up?
No, I have conceded defeat by posting my Schwanz. Do you want me to concede again?
Tryharder62
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No, I have conceded defeat by posting my Schwanz. Do you want me to concede again?
Please!
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No, I have conceded defeat by posting my Schwanz. Do you want me to concede again?
Ha!
For the record my wife said.."well, he is not ugly". So that is a good thing I guess. She also called all the girls that voted for you dumb whores. I told her that was mean. They may not be whores.
As for you picture.... As the winner I request you take it down. This is a winners world and you should heed my request.
Tryharder62
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Ha!
For the record my wife said.."well, he is not ugly". So that is a good thing I guess. She also called all the girls that voted for you dumb whores. I told her that was mean. They may not be whores.
As for you picture.... As the winner I request you take it down. This is a winners world and you should heed my request.
In a winners world you would have to post yours.
hogjack
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You ain't no Keira Knightley or Ben Affleck.
Consider botox treatments but don't go the extreme Carrot Top-route.
Ha!
For the record my wife said.."well, he is not ugly". So that is a good thing I guess. She also called all the girls that voted for you dumb whores. I told her that was mean. They may not be whores.
As for you picture.... As the winner I request you take it down. This is a winners world and you should heed my request.
No way! I will never take down my cockshots. They're artistical.
Tell your wife that I said thanks, but I'm not going to put much stock into it, because she obviously does not have very good taste. If she can fuck you without picturing my glorious visage, then there's something wrong with her.
neci
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Ha!
For the record my wife said.."well, he is not ugly". So that is a good thing I guess. She also called all the girls that voted for you dumb whores. I told her that was mean. They may not be whores.
As for you picture.... As the winner I request you take it down. This is a winners world and you should heed my request.
tell your dumb whore to post her cunt.
You obviously have no taste in manlips, because mine are gorgeous. They make Knightley's look like shit.
Yeah, where's the cameltoe pic?
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