Who's drinking tonight???

I may be drunk before they get here.

It's ok... even drunk I can hit the back net with a 5 for max points.:cool:
 
My dad could golf. He was good at anything he tried. He doesn't golf much anymore, being dead and all.
 
That's the thing about redbull...it's like curari. You're alive and dead at the same time.
 
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mm, my ears still ring

(chorus)

4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallowed it with a smile
Bllll-bbbb, I run ten mile

(chorus)

Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just going on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said "Lemme have a big old sip"
Bllll-bbbb, I done a double back flip

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Tacka-ticka-tacka-waaaah...

--Roger Miller
 
1910 and coke over ice out of a Mason jar.

We're toasting the new house.
 
I can't til much later, driving to and fro, and here and there.
 
I'm having a green apple vodka and redbull w/a slice of orange. It's fucing horrible.

That Spicy Caesar one of Emerson's in the Blurt Thread looked fantastic and I don't even drink. Wonder what if virgin version would do?
 
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Just a beer or two... relaxing and unwinding from doing not-a-whole-hell-of-a-lot... lol
 
Pendleton and coke.
Getting a jump start on the giving thanks.
 
Oh, I have a safe-full of weapons and more!

;) ;)

Not only guns, but all sorts of traditional martial weapons from decades of training.

What I am out for now is a Christmas present for the Queen who want a C&C revolver for Christmas.
 
I mean, you're not going to go hurt someone.

I have a key knife I keep sharpened ... but it's not going to hurt someone on here, because on here, no one deserves to get hurt.

No, I m not going to hurt someone.

I am prepared for all things bad however, and if all things bad occur, I will kill someone to protect my family.

Civilization is, after all, only a veneer...

;)

Plus a country boy loves to shoot and hunt.
 
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