Who's cunt did you first visit?

[ChinaBandit]

Louise. Horrible name. Nice crack.

 

[eyer]

Who's cunt did you first visit?

Your mother's, and I completely destroyed it with my 10 inches of swinging loveloaf...

...and then your dad the midget came along and , 7 and a half months later, you the mighty dorkwad popped out.

True story.

 

[PoppingTom]

Michaela. Sign Taurus. Wonderful girl.

 

[lovecraft68]

Keri, two years older and knew exactly what she was doing....because one of us had to

 

[Mohavekid]

Carol. We were both virgins and pretty clueless about sex.

We learned a lot together

 

[oggbashan]

Like everyone else, unless born by caesarean: my mother's.

 

[imalickin]

After popping out of my mothers, it was 18 years before I visited another. Her name was Donna. A brunette beauty I sat next to in homeroom in ...dare I say it... high school.

 

[Que]

My wife's. On our wedding night. Nomenclature was a bit behind. It was years before I learned the effect it can growl that particular noun at an opportune moment.

 

[rimmy]

It was a French girl named Andrée. I was 16 and drunk and so was she. I wouldn't recognize her now if she sat on my face.

 

[Que]

It was a French girl named Andrée. I was 16 and drunk and so was she. I wouldn't recognize her now if she sat on my face.

I would think her cunt may changed a bit in the intervening years. *nods*

Hard to forget an essense, though.

 

[CyranoJ]

Like everyone else, unless born by caesarean: my mother's.

I was from my my mother's womb untimely ripped... but still "born of woman," just to be clear.

 

[Pairaclities]

It was Jennifer - Jenny I new her as.
What a great long legged black haired beauty she was, just a great cocksucker too.
And what a pussy. She new how to use that thing!
I still think of her some nights...

 

[ChinaBandit]

It was Jennifer - Jenny I new her as.
What a great long legged black haired beauty she was, just a great cocksucker too.
And what a pussy. She new how to use that thing!
I still think of her some nights...

Hell, I'm going to think about her tonight. Thanks.

 

[sigh]

she was a classmate, second year of college
I visited her cunt in her dorm room

 

[eyer]

It was a French girl named Andrée. I was 16 and drunk and so was she. I wouldn't recognize her now if she sat on my face.

That "French girl" calls himself Andre now, never grew a pair but wields a 12"x8" strap-on...

...and still wants to sit on your face.

You should PM her...

...and see which of you makes each other cry first.

It was Jennifer - Jenny I new her as.
What a great long legged black haired beauty she was, just a great cocksucker too.
And what a pussy. She new how to use that thing!
I still think of her some nights...

She's gone back to "Jennifer" now...

...a lush whose husband bailed on her because her "great" skill at cocksucking turned into her greater skill of MD 20/20 bottle swallowing.

She's still trying her desperate best to use that old, dried-up "thing"...

...but if you're tempted to try for one last taste, you better act fast 'cause smoot's aids dick has its one-eye dialed-in on that oh-so-tepid taco.