Who's a whiny dickhead, who bores the board to death?

[Problem Child]

Who's the english dick
That's repulsive to all the chicks?
ppman!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that bores people to death?
ppman!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't wake up
When there's logic all about?
ppman!
Right On!

They say this cat ppman is a stupid assho...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout ppman.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a irritating man
But no one understands him but his left hand
ppman!

 

[Azwed]

*women start to throw panties at PC*


hehe

 

[Marxist]

It took me a moment to figure out that this parody went to "Shaft" and not the jingle for "Slinky".

"Everyone knows it's a Slinky!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

*women start to throw panties at PC*

I have none left. I threw them all at him and he dodged every fucking one.

 

[p_p_man]

*women start to throw panties at PC*
hehe

**and PC, flushed, sweating and trembling stuffs them in his pockets after taking huge lung destroying sniffs at the stained, stinking crotches**

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

I'd rather throw my panties at you, Azwed.





he he..twice in one night!

Oh my. I feel light headed.

I thought you did not wear panties though

 

[patient1]

I'd have guessed that from the thread title...

But it's pure speculation because I don't bother with pp_man's posts anymore, so how would I know?



Great Parody! It was obvious to me.

 

[Problem Child]

Who is the most insecure person on the board?
Who coundn't get a cyber date with a recorded 900 number?
Who has a face that would make a mud fence look attractive?
Who's grasp of logic is so thin it makes saran wrap seem like canvas?
Who bashes america to feel better about himself and his foggy little irrelevant country?
Who regularly drinks himself into a coma and still manages to log in here and post...making no sense whatsoever?
Who has killed more people by boring them to death than Hitler ever did with gas chambers?
Who's life must suck so badly that they get most of their masturbatory fantasies through bad America bashing?
Who's not superfly?
Who sucks big cock?
Who is probably the most irrelevant poster at lit?
Who's mental confusion is exceeded only by his self-loathing?
Who wishes he lived in Washinton DC and had a tv that got only FOX news war reports and reruns of Bonanza?
Who licks Americas left testicle?
Who's most likely to wake up in a gutter outside a pub in the shitty part of London with a vomit-stained shirt on a weekly basis?
Who wishes he drove a 72 Cadillac around town so he could emit American-style green house gases?
Who wishes he had more stock in GE, McDonald's, Boeing, and Coca-Cola?
Who wipes his ass with Euros when tp runs out?
Who has a tattoo of the statue of liberty tattooed on his tiny penis?
Who secretly knows that socialism is a failed system of government?
Who knows that if it weren't for America he'd be doing German gay sex films for a living right this very moment?
Who goes to bed dreaming of the taste of George Bush's semen on his lips every night?


Those who guess right get a gold star and a free pass to sniff the Queen's cunt during menses.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I, for one, am so happy to see PC in a good mood tonight.

 

[p_p_man]

Who is the most insecure person on the board?
Who coundn't get a cyber date with a recorded 900 number?
Who has a face that would make a mud fence look attractive?
Who's grasp of logic is so thin it makes saran wrap seem like canvas?
Who bashes america to feel better about himself and his foggy little irrelevant country?
Who regularly drinks himself into a coma and still manages to log in here and post...making no sense whatsoever?
Who has killed more people by boring them to death than Hitler ever did with gas chambers?
Who's life must suck so badly that they get most of their masturbatory fantasies through bad America bashing?
Who's not superfly?
Who sucks big cock?
Who is probably the most irrelevant poster at lit?
Who's mental confusion is exceeded only by his self-loathing?
Who wishes he lived in Washinton DC and had a tv that got only FOX news war reports and reruns of Bonanza?
Who licks Americas left testicle?
Who's most likely to wake up in a gutter outside a pub in the shitty part of London with a vomit-stained shirt on a weekly basis?
Who wishes he drove a 72 Cadillac around town so he could emit American-style green house gases?
Who wishes he had more stock in GE, McDonald's, Boeing, and Coca-Cola?
Who wipes his ass with Euros when tp runs out?
Who has a tattoo of the statue of liberty tattooed on his tiny penis?
Who secretly knows that socialism is a failed system of government?
Who knows that if it weren't for America he'd be doing German gay sex films for a living right this very moment?
Who goes to bed dreaming of the taste of George Bush's semen on his lips every night?

Dunno. Who?

 

[Marxist]

Those who guess right get a gold star and a free pass to sniff the Queen's cunt during menses.

She's a little old for that, no?

Maybe Prince Charles could cup a fart in a silver gobblet for the winner to sniff.


Oh yeah, and PPman was not the only answer to some of those questions.

 

[lavender]

 

[sch00lteacher]

Yup, Marxist was the answer to quite a few. I'm glad to see he is not in denial.

I really have to start wondering just how old Marxist is...

Maybe Prince Charles could cup a fart in a silver gobblet for the winner to sniff.

 

[Demian]

Someone haz a key to my front door, and

Wait a second, who wrote this Thread?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I, for one, am so happy to see PC in a good mood tonight.

LOL - I was thinking the same thing.

PC you may be spending a little too much time preoccupied with thoughts about ppman. But I have to say those thoughts are entertaining.


.... and thanks Marxist. I now have that fucking slinky jingle running through my head.

 

[miles]

This is now requred reading for new Lit members

It should be another disclaimer with a choice of yes/no checkoffs...............

"I undersand that reading, replying to, or commenting about ppman's posts.............."

Fucking hilarious, PC.

 

[p_p_man]

PC you may be spending a little too much time preoccupied with thoughts about ppman.

I suppose it's because he doesn't really have any original thoughts of his own...

He and his clone miles...

Oh! Hi miles what ya doing posting before me.

I haven't said anything yet!

 

[miles]

peepee

I haven't said anythhing yet!


That is the most accurate statement you've ever made. I congratulate you on your honesty.

 

[Basia]

Boy, am I relieved!

I thought PC was talking aboutme for a second there

 

[TN_Vixen]

I suppose it's because he doesn't really have any original thoughts of his own...

He and his clone miles...

Oh! Hi miles what ya doing posting before me.

I haven't said anything yet!

you'll have a hard time getting support from me on the above statements. I like both miles & PC.

 

[Bindii]

*women start to throw panties at PC*


hehe

But I don't wear panties, what can I throw??

 

[Purple Haze]

Holy cyber-venting, PC!

Bloody thorough indeed.

 

[p_p_man]

you'll have a hard time getting support from me on the above statements. I like both miles & PC.

I never look for support from anyone...



And Problem Miles is the same person...

The terrible clone...