Whoops

[Statius]

I just want one de-feathered and cleaned out that I can put some cracked sea salt and pepper on, toss in a cast iron in my oven at 450 for 90 minutes or so...

 

[anthrodisiac]

Oh, bitch, no you didn't! I will find you! I'll Liam Neeson in Taken find you.

I have a very particular set of claws.

Microraptor's an obnoxious cow who'd give it up for a pat on the head!

This is the point where, if I had ears, I'd be taking my earrings off. This archaeopteryx 'bout to go Jurassic on yo ass!

 

[anthrodisiac]

I just want one de-feathered and cleaned out that I can put some cracked sea salt and pepper on, toss in a cast iron in my oven at 450 for 90 minutes or so...

@Stanfield2025, you're gonna have to wait. This motherfucker's first. *loads up on mantis shrimp*

 

[Statius]

This is the point where, if I had ears, I'd be taking my earrings off. This archaeopteryx 'bout to go Jurassic on yo ass!

Are you angry at yourself?

 

[Statius]

@Stanfield2025, you're gonna have to wait. This motherfucker's first. *loads up on mantis shrimp*

That's fine, I'll just call all my

OCTOPI (they eat mantis shrimp)

 

[anthrodisiac]

Are you angry at yourself?

Yeah, for not ripping your eyes out fast enough! *angrily floofs feathers*

That's fine, I'll just call all my

OCTOPI (they eat mantis shrimp)

There is no hell deep enough for you...

 

[Statius]

Yeah, for not ripping your eyes out fast enough! *angrily floofs feathers*


There is no hell deep enough for you...

I've read Dante

You are correct

 

[anthrodisiac]

Also

 

[liliput1]

Being a hand-holding whore, at $20 per hand hold, was how I paid for college.

I think they prefer the term hand worker now.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I've read Dante

You are correct

You probably remember when Dante wrote it. Did you beta read for him?

 

[Statius]

Also

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It is difficult to out duel a polar bear.

I concede.

I'll just toss him my dino descendant from my oven that should distract him long enough for me to get away

 

[Statius]

You probably remember when Dante wrote it. Did you beta read for him?

Well I woulda been dead by then so no, but he was influenced by my best known work.

 

[Statius]

Here's a question for @anthrodisiac.

If I'm a dead Latin poet, and the Romans stole basically everything from Greek culture, do I not have a right, nay! A duty, say I, to use octopi?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Here's a question for @anthrodisiac.

If I'm a dead Latin poet, and the Romans stole basically everything from Greek culture, do I not have a right, nay! A duty, say I, to use octopi?

No.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Sorry, was this thread about something at some point?

 

[Statius]

Sorry, was this thread about something at some point?

Right? I retire the field back to those who wish to use it for it's true calling

 

[anthrodisiac]

Well, it was about pegging. And I was curious, since I'm not super up-to-date, if it still has the connotation I'm used to (male penetrated by strap-on or dildo). And it seems the usage has evolved that it's anybody penetrating anybody else anally with a strap-on or dildo. Then I came across this absolute gem:

8. Bottom line for readers
Pegging is best understood as strap‑on anal penetration: the strap‑on is the technical core, and while many references point to a woman penetrating a man as the classic example, leading sex‑education and health reporting treat pegging as a practice available to people of any gender pairing, emphasizing consent, communication and safety

"Bottom line"

I have to wonder if that was intentional, and if so, how can I shake this person's hand?

 

[TheWritingGroup]

@anthrodisiac, this has nothing to do with your post, but my eye ran across your signature and I saw:

Plot Bunny Penis welcomes any and all plot bunnies ...

That's not what you wrote, but it's what I saw.

 

[anthrodisiac]

@anthrodisiac, this has nothing to do with your post, but my eye ran across your signature and I saw:


That's not what you wrote, but it's what I saw.

PBP does indeed welcome any and all plot bunnies!

 

[ThomasPain]

(OP) I am totally ok with this glorious derailment of the original thread and I see now that I should totally jump ship from my current story themes and I should dedicate my writing entirely to femdom and pegging.