Who'll tear flesh with me? My infernal sweat wilts the Tree of Life!

[Star of Penumbra]

I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Nether part, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Atlantis Zoo and didn't get wet! Yes, I'm the purple flower of a corporate galaxy, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, the Anti-Virgin swoons! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the aliens in Hong Kong! I steer my own goddamn evolution! I communicate without wires or strings! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my backbones before they're picked off the tree! I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the dinosaurs, I am Not Insane! YAH-HOOOO!

 

[Guest]

Hi Star

you forgot about that ride you took on Halieys comet

you sound sane to me

 

[Trail48]

greetings star, long day in front of the 'puter huh?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the sons of God and man; I'm busting my brow and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! I've packed the brownies of the False Prophets, I leak the Plague from my noses, opiates are the mass of my religion, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! YEEEEEHAW! Brow Blowout! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will. I cannot be tracked on radar! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I use a triceratops for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spoor! I'm intense, I wipe the Pyramids off my shoes before I enter my house! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made the Devil wait up for me to bleed my python!

 

[breakwall]

Somebody finally broke Gusty's asterisk/emticon code.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled retarded space bastards!

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Yes, I'm the purple flower of China, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, the Devil swoons! I'm fuel-injected, I steer my own GOD DAMN evolution! Whoop! I'm ready!

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Thank you for joining us today Mr. Flower. Now if you take your seat we will begin todays macremae class with this lovely plant holder...which should be e-speicall-lee nice for Mr. Flower, don't you agree class?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Nether part, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Atlantis Zoo and didn't get wet! Yes, I'm the purple flower of a corporate galaxy, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, the Anti-Virgin swoons! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the aliens in Hong Kong! I steer my own goddamn evolution! I communicate without wires or strings! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my backbones before they're picked off the tree! I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the dinosaurs, I am Not Insane! YAH-HOOOO!

You forgot "And able to type while on ACID"

Must be some good stuff.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Hey, look...

"Thug...a follower of Kali, goddess of death, who used thongs to strangle their victims silently. But were killed off by the English during their rule in India, early 1900's."

*blinks* They used underwear to strangle people?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hey, look...

"Thug...a follower of Kali, goddess of death, who used thongs to strangle their victims silently. But were killed off by the English during their rule in India, early 1900's."

*blinks* They used underwear to strangle people?

Funny how cultural changes can change the way we first interpret things.

I can't walk past a pub called "The Prince Albert" without wondering why they called it after a penis piercing.

And for months I was looking at the Nike "Just do IT" adverts and wondering why they wanted me to go into Inforamtion Technology.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

They say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! I pick the GOD DAMN terror of the GOD DAMN aliens out of my teat! Pardon my language. I've sired dinosaurs across Asia, I cook and eat my dead! I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Bermuda Triangle!

 

[EarnestImp]

Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the sons of God and man; I'm busting my brow and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! I've packed the brownies of the False Prophets, .....

This is a work of genius, and I mean this not in mockery.

You should start a web site, or submit to literary journals.

And if this writing is chemically induced, tell me where I can score some.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

This is a work of genius, and I mean this not in mockery.

You should start a web site, or submit to literary journals.

And if this writing is chemically induced, tell me where I can score some.

My `familiar' is a triceratops, I feed it bodiless fiends! I've shat things greater than the contents of all the libraries of Antioch! For I speak only the GOD DAMN truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than. I'm a bacteriological weapon, I am armed and loaded! Greater things have been done by none but the gods themselves! For without light, what purpose is provided by lightbulbs?

 

[EarnestImp]

My `familiar' is a triceratops, I feed it bodiless fiends! I've shat things greater than the contents of all the libraries of Antioch!

On the other hand, if you stand on a corner in Times Square and just yell this stuff out, you'll fit right in. There's a empty spot right next to the guy whose brain is controlled with a chip implanted by the CIA.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the breath of my arm-vein; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Europe! I drank Mother Nature under 273 tables; I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour. I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any GOD DAMN slack after death! I'm radioactive; I'll live forever and remember it afterwards! Now give me some more of...