who wouldn't wanna live here?

LiFeNdEaTh

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Oh, they got a swimming pool up there....

But they can't change the water so easily.....
 
Finally! A place where a guy can actually enjoy "putting out the cat."

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I'd tie a long rope around your ankle and throw you in. Then, I'd wait a few weeks and paddle your bloated corpse to somewhere with a fucking yard.

Not as good as your wanting to use his intestines to decorate your mantle. Come on blobby, you can do better than that. :p
 
At least you'd never get random doorknockers.

No Jehovah's Witlesses.

No charities.

No salesman trying to get you to switch your energy or internet provider.

No little kids begging you to buy candynor raffle tickets.

People who came to visit you would be of the dedicated friend and family variety, because no-one who didn't really like you would go to the bother.

That said, it'd be bitch dragging the groceries up those stairs.
 
Not as good as your wanting to use his intestines to decorate your mantle. Come on blobby, you can do better than that. :p

Before I defenestrate him, I'll slice into his eyeballs and use his aqueous humor to oil the hinges of the window so that it doesn't creak when I push him to his terrifying death.
 
it'll suck leaving your house drunk if i were to live there hahah

i would have to parachute my ass out hahah

LMAO!! Yeah it wouldn't be the greatest place to host parties... or maybe it would. Just throw the idiots out of the house. Literally. :)
 
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