Who would you like to see buttfucked against their will with a strapon??

[miles]

No Lit members, bastards.



Right off the top of my head:

Gary Condit. Fucked with a roughly hewn poison sumac dildo without lube.

Bend over, mu-tha-fuck-a. This is gonna hurt.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Any and all boy bands plus Britney and any Rapper who comes on my TV trying to be all tough and hard.

 

[Kymberley]

How many can we pick?


My dear darling hubby (where ever he may be hiding on the west coast)

Definately that guy who cut me off this morning on the highway.

The idiot who responded to one of my stories telling me how bad they sucked and how his cock went soft before he could finish reading. Anonymous no less. But the fool left his email address on the form. Of course I did respond back to him with a thank you and told him the correct definition of jerking off in sexual terms did not mean literally trying to jerk his fucking cock off his body so next time if he was a little more gentle with it, he might be able to achieve a full erection and possibly even complete his ejaculation. But not that I really care if he cums or not.

Next, oh yeah my "gnome from hell" boss as I so nicely refer to him as.

Oh I have to go think about this some more.

So many assholes I happen to know that could use a good ass fucking.


One more thing? We are not offering any lubricant are we? Oh I guess we could let them use some Icy-Hot or something like that too cool the friction a little.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

lets see...

olson twins

 

[shadowsource]

Ok....

Ya gotta be careful with this one, in case it would make 'em happy. Assuming it would upset him, I'll go with Bob Barr (I fear Rudy Giuliani, W, and Dick Cheney would like it too much).

And Miles? How's the back?

 

[Purple Haze]

Against their will?

Jerry Jones

Jerry Springer

Dr. Laura

Ken Starr

The guy that rigged the Monopoly game at McDonald's

 

[lobito]

Re: lets see...

olson twins

hmmm, I'm gonna go for someone that's oh I don't know, maybe legal!?!

Pretty much any television evangelist, but those sick fucks would probably like it too much as perverted as some of them have proven to be.

Most of the BIG names in politics too, but then like the others above, they're probably into it too.

 

[shadowsource]

Oh hell -

Trent Lott
Milosevic
Saddam Hussein
Ariel Sharon
Don Rum(p)sfeld
Orrin Hatch
Jesse Helms
Marilyn Manson
Axl Rose
The staff of Fox TV
Rupert Murdoch
Vladimir Putin
The Chinese Politburo
Charlton Heston
Kevin Smith
The Weinstein Brothers
Robert Mugabe
7,000 Saudi princes
The guy who shot Rabin
Margaret Thatcher
Ann Widdecombe
John Ashcroft
Puff Daddy/Punk Diddy
the hell with it - let 'em rip....

 

[Wizard]

All are good but I really like the Dr. Laura one myself......................LOL..................That Bitch....................

 

[OUTSIDER]

Tony Blair

 

[Bob Peale]

Chris Kattan

Just because.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

The 'lady' who pissed all over the seat at the stadium bathroom and didn't clean it up - leaving me no alternative but to do it myself.

 

[SpectreT]

Throw my vote into the ring for Dr. Laura, anybody who votes for a member of either of the two major political parties in any election, anyone who votes for governmental controls or protections of any kind, and basically anyone who is stupid enough to annoy me. The problem is, that's a damn long list, and most of them are likely to end up enjoying anal stimulation. I'd hate to have anything in common with them, so maybe they should be allowed to keep their assholes closed after all.

 

[miles]

What-everrrrrrr.

 

[Purple Haze]

Dr. Laura, NUDE!

http://www.pencilnecks.com/Laura.htm

 

[Chuckus]

All are good but I really like the Dr. Laura one myself......................LOL..................That Bitch....................

Hell I would pay for that one................I am with you on that one Wizard.

 

[Chuckus]

How about.....................

Michael Jackson
Tyra Banks
Outta Sync
Rosie O'donnell
Cher
Tipper Gore
Hillary Rodham

oh my I could come up with quite a list...........

 

[nasty]

OH...I LIKE Hilary Clinton. She's HOT!!!!!!! I'd also like to see Britney get assfucked by Cristina, and vice versa. I'd like to see the girl"Friends get gett buttfucked, as well. Particularily Lisa Kudrow and Jennifer Aniston. Others, Jessica Andrews, Lila McCann, Tea Leoni, Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Cameron Diaz, Gillian Anderson, Jodie Foster, Julianne Moore, Angie Everhart, Alicia Silverstone, and the list goes on...

 

[batter]

How about.....................

Michael Jackson


nah, he already has too much plastic in him now!

 

[Siren]

Shadowy, you are going to be one busy man completing that list

 

[shadowsource]

No way -

I didn't say I would do it. I'm into consensual backdoor love, maybe a little spanking, hair tugging, and only with lovelies of character, not this lot. WriterDom could wreak havoc on them, though I fear he probably likes a few of them. At least Kevin Smith - everyone loves him....

 

[Siren]

here Here HERE !!!! Let's hear it for

 

[thumbs2_ca]

any child molester and I want to do him Myself..

 

[shadowsource]

But...

any child molester and I want to do him Myself..

What if he's underage? They've started classifying little kids as sex offenders....

 

[thumbs2_ca]

ok then i must clarify that.
Any adult child molester and I will do the ones over 18 myself but with a strap on..