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I don't know about the cock and ballsShendude said:This phrase just popped into my head, followed the realization that it wouldn't take much alteration to make the "Jesus fish" into a cock and balls...
I bet your trolls would love it.Jenny_Jackson said:I don't know about the cock and ballsbut I've thought about this after reading The Di Vinci Code . Why couldn't someone write a story about the SOG (son of God) getting it on with Mary M and a few of the others. Could even be a gay male story. Didn't he say something about becoming "fishers of men?"
Who cares if it's sacreligious?
Those bastards hate me anyway. What do I have to lose? They've even sent death threats.wehstar said:I bet your trolls would love it.
snooper said:Why have all of you assumed this has to be a historical story? Correct me if I am wrong, but the Christian myth includes a "Second Coming" sometime in the future, doesn't it.
What if that revist to our planet occurs tomorrow, and Jesus is subject to the perennial onslaught of heavily sexual advertising? Then ask yourself, "Who would Jesus do?"
... or even, when re-born Jesus finds that she is attracted to ...SEVERUSMAX said:Maybe he comes back through reincarnation. Maybe that's also a twist on the Resurrection of Christ- he comes back from the dead by rebirth, and "born-again" literally means exactly that. And not surprisingly, the new Messiah isn't virgin-born.....maybe his new mother is a single mom and finds herself falling in love with her extraordinary son.![]()
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pure genius.Shendude said:This phrase just popped into my head, .
sunandshadow said:There's a published novel about this guy who wants to fuck Jesus and becomes a vampire to piss him off:
http://amazon.com/Vampire-Vow-Micha...JN4P4W27ZB&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_i=home
snooper said:... or even, when re-born Jesus finds that she is attracted to ...
FallenAngelsSlut said:Haha too funny, i dont know how much a story like this would Do it for me but it would Deff be fun to read... exp if the author had some knowledge of the bible...
Deadwood said:It never ceases to amaze me, no matter how weird, how odd, how strange the fetish, there is a story on lit about it.
Your point being?AsylumSeeker said:Look guys, I'm pretty liberal in my thoughts and writings but this thread makes me uncomfortable. There are people detonating bombs in the name of their religion.
I know, I know, you'll tell me not to look at this thread.
I just want you to know that there are some of us that find it offensive. I say this as politely as I can, no offense intended.
jjsharshaw said:Hmmm...practicing Christian since April 18, 69. Ordained 11 years ago. Fair to midland Bible "scholar" - I'd be willin' to take a shot at it. Just curious...why would sex with Jesus and say, Mary Magdalene not be any less capable of getting one's rocks off if it were written as any other story? Are our preconceptions too, um, preconceived?
FallenAngelsSlut said:Not at all, i would just be laughing too much![]()