Who would direct your life?

[Keroin]

For whatever reason, Hollywood has decided to make a movie about your life.

Who do you want to direct it? Steven Spielberg? Quentin Tarantino? Clint Eastwood? Etc, etc...

Why?

 

[HottieMama]

Rob Zombie... I think he is the only one who could handle certain things accurately.

 

[Chiara_searches]

Darren Aronofsky because sometimes I feel like this life is a surreal dream.

 

[rekane]

I think Oliver Stone - he would "enhance" my life, adding much more interesting "facts" to my story.

 

[Babyslave]

Oh, I like this! Might get a little carried away, Keroin.

Let's see....

Roderick Graham would direct (Elizabeth R - Mary Queen of Scots a BBC production) but only if...

the captains wench would agree to do the wardrobe

if I could sway Keroin to build a gorgeous set (or two)

Curious_In_Cali to write the script

Kiwi_Submissive to produce it

DVS to supply the music

Gosh, I could list about a dozen or so more absolutely necessary to this film.

Hmmm, I wonder if DGE would be up for being best boy/grip?

 

[Keroin]

Oh, I like this! Might get a little carrie away, Keroin.

Let's see....

Roderick Graham would direct (Elizabeth R - Mary Queen of Scots a BBC production) but only if...

the captains wench would agree to do the wardrobe

if I could sway Keroin to crash a car, get set on fire, and jump off a building (or two), during the intense action scenes

Curious_In_Cali to write the script

Kiwi_Submissive to produce it

DVS to supply the music

Gosh, I could list about a dozen or so more absolutely necessary to this film.

Hmmm, I wonder if DGE would be up for being best boy/grip?

Fixed that for ya.

 

[Babyslave]

Fixed that for ya.

Oh, HELL yeah!

I didn't want to seem too greedy right off the bat.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Mike Leigh.

In fact, this movie has already been made. It's called "Naked", starring David Thewlis as me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Frederico Fellini.

My life seems kinda episodic that way, surreal and humdrum by turns with a lot of interesting things going on in the corners-- of which I am not always aware.

 

[the captians wench]

Oh, I like this! Might get a little carrie away, Keroin.

Let's see....

Roderick Graham would direct (Elizabeth R - Mary Queen of Scots a BBC production) but only if...

the captains wench would agree to do the wardrobe

if I could sway Keroin to build a gorgeous set (or two)

Curious_In_Cali to write the script

Kiwi_Submissive to produce it

DVS to supply the music

Gosh, I could list about a dozen or so more absolutely necessary to this film.

Hmmm, I wonder if DGE would be up for being best boy/grip?

awe shucks.

I've had the hankering to work with molding plastic and rubber face pieces. Can there be a superhero corset wearing monster in the movie?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Mel Brooks because i think my life would best be described as a comedy most days.

 

[danigrl84]

I've always imagined it to be way more Tarintino......but it always ends up more Michjael Bay.........everything blowing up in my face before falling to pieces.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I dunno... who's the most boring director of the most boring documentaries ever filmed?

 

[Kajira Callista]

I dunno... who's the most boring director of the most boring documentaries ever filmed?

LOL You are Eeyore in human form. ( i love eeyore btw)

 

[midwestyankee]

Kubrick

 

[swordandsandle]

Myself. And I would star, write the screenplay, and cater as well.

 

[Babyslave]

awe shucks.

I've had the hankering to work with molding plastic and rubber face pieces. Can there be a superhero corset wearing monster in the movie?

Whatever you want, you shall have.

 

[the captians wench]

Whatever you want, you shall have.

. .

 

[Cattypuss]

Jim Jarmusch. He does humour and feelings of dissociation just about well enough.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If I'm choosing, I want a collaborative project with Wes Anderson and JJ Abrams.

Because there's nothing quite like dry humor and big, cool futuristic explosions.

 

[midwestyankee]

If I'm choosing, I want a collaborative project with Wes Anderson and JJ Abrams.

Because there's nothing quite like dry humor and big, cool futuristic explosions.

And frogs dropping on windshields. Must have the fucking frogs.

 

[razorsedge]

Sophia Coppola.

 

[midwestyankee]

I want a do-over. Now I want Tex Avery.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Curious_In_Cali to write the script
*snip*

Aww, thanks! I would be honored to help...it would just feel so write!

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For me...I would love to watch my life story told in Muppets.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hmmm, I wonder if DGE would be up for being best boy/grip?

I think I'll be the Gaffer. That way I can make lots of mistakes.

And frogs dropping on windshields. Must have the fucking frogs.

Amphibious Cumulonimbus is the trickiest weather to predict; there's always a cold front of hellbenders moving in, and when those suckers collide...

well, it's pretty ooshy.