Who would be your team of Literoticans would you take on . . .

Todd-'o'-Vision

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MTV's . . . FEAR

or

YTV's . . . Scariest places on earth

You can only make a team of five and it can't be people in your regular lit circle, semi regular lit circle members acceptable.

Personally I would have:

-->Me {Token christian to debunk the ghosts and just because if i had to take a team of course I would be part of the team}

-->Dixon Carter Lee {Token Athiest just to see his reaction and listen to his rationalization of why he just got lifted ten feet off the floor and flung across the room into the fire place}

-->Perky Baby {Need the token hot chick to hold when I get scared watching DCL get flung around the room by nobody}

-->Freya {Another Token hot chick to hold for same reasons as above}

-->Weird Harold {cause he is the answer man}
 
I've never seen either show so I'm not exactly sure what qualities might be best suited for a winning team... but I'll try anyway:

  • Me, because you never know when you'll need a Whale.
  • Hanns, because we'd just shove him in front of us and hope something takes him out.
  • Glamorilla, because he's gay. Nuff Said.
  • superlittlegirl, because she can kick anyone's ass.
  • Lasher, because he can kick anyone's mind.
 
basically they are programs where a group of five individuals are taken to some supposedly haunted aka scary place at night

tell them a bunch of scary stories, of death nmurder, ghosts and demons and occult magic

then once the mind games are done make them do dares or stunts to find the real truth of the ghosts.

its quiote amsing actually
 
I'm going to have to check these shows out someday.

I wonder if Lit would fund a project like this? I see cable tv hit written all over it.
 
JazzmanJim{Token christian to debunk the ghosts}

-->TheDr4ke {Token Spiritualist just to see his reaction and listen to his rationalization of why he just got lifted ten feet off the floor and flung across the room into the fire place}

-->perky {uh, cause it's my team}

-->draaah[token hot smartie to distract myself with}

-->superlittlegirl{cause she is the answer woman}
 
I would take only me, and calmly and rationally explain to the camera dudes why there are no ghosts, and then I'd stick my hand in the scary hole in the wall and pull out the spaghetti, or whatever, and win the stupid "dare", and spend all my prize money to develop quality television programming.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I would take only me, and calmly and rationally explain to the camera dudes why there are no ghosts, and then I'd stick my hand in the scary hole in the wall and pull out the spaghetti, or whatever, and win the stupid "dare", and spend all my prize money to develop quality television programming.

LOL

You'd get kicked off the show for rolling your eyes while they were telling you the scary stories.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I would take only me, and calmly and rationally explain to the camera dudes why there are no ghosts, and then I'd stick my hand in the scary hole in the wall and pull out the spaghetti, or whatever, and win the stupid "dare", and spend all my prize money to develop quality television programming.

and the trumpets sounded... and the 1st seal was broken
-wry grin-
 
RosevilleCAguy said:
Call me when you get to the chick from Babylon.

what... are you gonna try and snooze thru the plagues and all that other armageddon shit?
 
honeylick said:
what... are you gonna try and snooze thru the plagues and all that other armageddon shit?


Absolutely. Now, if it was the Four Horse WOMEN, I might wake up.

Of course it would hardly be original. Many people get fucked by war, famine, pestilence, and death.

On second thought, I'm still gonna hold out for the chick from Babylon.
 
Whee!

What Fun!

I would take,

Avery_Chisholm- Cuz she would be wandering around screaming obsenities at the supposed ghosties.

Black Bird- You Figure that one out!:D

Cheyenne- She seems stable and aware, perhaps good in the dark.

And!

Mistress!- I'm Hoping she screams all the time and freaks the unfreakables out:D
 
perky_baby said:
JazzmanJim{Token christian to debunk the ghosts}

-->TheDr4ke {Token Spiritualist just to see his reaction and listen to his rationalization of why he just got lifted ten feet off the floor and flung across the room into the fire place}

-->perky {uh, cause it's my team}

-->draaah[token hot smartie to distract myself with}

-->superlittlegirl{cause she is the answer woman}

Pick me, because you'll want somebody that's utterly, stupidly fearless. To go through the doors first and stuff.
 
After that I'll go on Jonathan Edwards and let him do a long, successful cold reading of me before admitting that I was making the whole thing up and I didn't really have an aunt Gloria from Erie who died 10 year ago and, um, John, just who is it you've been "talking" to for the last 20 minutes?
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
After that I'll go on Jonathan Edwards and let him do a long, successful cold reading of me before admitting that I was making the whole thing up and I didn't really have an aunt Gloria from Erie who died 10 year ago and, um, John, just who is it you've been "talking" to for the last 20 minutes?
now that's good eatin'!
 
Re: Whee!

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
What Fun!

I would take,

Avery_Chisholm- Cuz she would be wandering around screaming obsenities at the supposed ghosties.

Black Bird- You Figure that one out!:D

Cheyenne- She seems stable and aware, perhaps good in the dark.

And!

Mistress!- I'm Hoping she screams all the time and freaks the unfreakables out:D


I've never seen either program but I assume you're talking about the Scary places show from the two choices given? I love horror movies- does that qualify me?
 
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