Who will visit me in prison?

[Ezarc]

Goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitchwhydon'tyousuckadoneydickandchoketodeathonthespunkasshole.
I think that describes my dad good enough. So who will visit me when I kill the fucker?

 

[mbb308]

If he's really all that, he ain't worth the effort, much less the time serving for it.

 

[Guest]

 

[Gil_Favor]

So..........What did Dad do for you to be so upset?

 

[Zaudika]

I'll visit ya darlin'... but as mbb said, he's truely not worth it.

 

[glamorilla]

i dunno but if it gets me a short prison stay i can rough him up a little for ya'.

 

[MissTaken]

Don't go to prison.

But if ya do, I will visit you in my hottest outfit, with a cake and file in it.

Does that help?

 

[mbb308]

i dunno but if it gets me a short prison stay i can rough him up a little for ya'.

Just arrange it so you aren't caught or implicated.

 

[HeavyStick]

We can chip in and send you some soap on a rope.

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

Don't go to prison.

But if ya do, I will visit you in my hottest outfit, with a cake and file in it.

Does that help?

You got some dirty work needs doin', Little Lady?

 

[ithaqua]

Just arrange it so you aren't caught or implicated.

Screw that!

Can I do the implicating?

 

[Nora]

I won't visit, but I'll send you some cupcakes to share with your new friends!

 

[Guest]

Hannsie.

This should have been a poll, E.

 

[MissTaken]

You got some dirty work needs doin', Little Lady?

Always!

 

[HeavyStick]

Ezarc, you can change your Av title to "Prison Bitch"

 

[Whizz Kid]

Goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitchwhydon'tyousuckadoneydickandchoketodeathonthespunkasshole.
I think that describes my dad good enough. So who will visit me when I kill the fucker?

Better start rectal yoga classes now.

 

[bad kitty]

Is he the brother to Rooster's ex wife? I may be in there with ya if she keeps up.

 

[mbb308]

Always!

Are applications being accepted, or are you just being coy?

 

[Ezarc]

If I ace that asshole, no more worry about debts, dickhead regional sales managers, dying cars, overdue fines, being stuck living at home at age 33, an ex-wife from the abyss, plus I get three meals a day and time to read and write.

 

[HeavyStick]

If I ace that asshole, no more worry about debts, dickhead regional sales managers, dying cars, overdue fines, being stuck living at home at age 33, an ex-wife from the abyss, plus I get three meals a day and time to read and write.

You forgot sex.... lot's of it.

 

[Nora]

You forgot sex.... lot's of it.

and cuppycakes!

 

[dragonhearted]

Um...Ezarc?

Premeditated murder could get the death penalty in some states...I would much rather see you stay alive and free than caged and dead!

 

[dragonhearted]

Hey Nora!

and cuppycakes!

I'm reading your sig line....can I scratch your itch for ya?

 

[ithaqua]

Re: Um...Ezarc?

Premeditated murder could get the death penalty in some states...I would much rather see you stay alive and free than caged and dead!

So what does conspiracy for Premeditated murder get you?