Who was your first celebrity?

Could someone please explain to this Englishman the exact differences between

a dork
a geek
a nerd

I always get confused between them.
 
Sub Joe said:
Could someone please explain to this Englishman the exact differences between

a dork
a geek
a nerd

I always get confused between them.

A DORK: sounds like me when i am an asshole, but no, too cool for that - its the guy who sceams at you on the street thinking his come ons are going to suddenly make you suck his little dick - oh ya BABY! uh huh cum on!

A geek is the guy at the photocopier, photocopying WHAT EVER you ask. (6)

A nerd is a beautiful gal or guy with more than half a brain - and I think you qualify along with Lauren. P is too avant garde - Senska too funny, D&R to new york . . . um ok Lou in bunny wear ok - ok but her breasts are showing :)
 
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CharleyH said:
A DORK: sounds like me when i am an asshole, but no, too cool for that - its the guy who sceams at you on the street thinking his come ons are going to suddenly make you suck his little dick - oh ya BABY! uh huh cum on!

A geek is the guy at the photocopier, photocopying WHAT EVER you ask. (6)

A nerd is a beautiful gal or guy with more than half a brain - and I think you qualify along with Lauren. P is too avant garde - Senska too funny, D&R to new york . . . um ok Lou in bunny wear ok - ok but her breasts are showing :)

The exact distinction between geek and dork is tricky, and the two terms tend to be used interchangeably. A nerd is an intelligent person, especially good with computers, but who is lacking in social skills. Under certain circumstances, calling a person a nerd is not an insult.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
The exact distinction between geek and dork is tricky, and the two terms tend to be used interchangeably. A nerd is an intelligent person, especially good with computers, but who is lacking in social skills. Under certain circumstances, calling a person a nerd is not an insult.

Geez, Box, you're such a nerd!


~lucky ;)
 
Boxlicker about summed it up, as I regard the words to mean.

Basically, the reason I said that I was a dork (in that instance anyhow) is that it figures my first celebrity crush would be on a guy who's character is a boy genius. (If you don't know the show, Doogie Howser graduated college at 14 and became a doctor...)
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Geez, Box, you're such a nerd!


~lucky ;)

When I was in high school, I would have been considered to be a nerd but I don't know if the term was around then. I heard the term used on "Happy Days" on TV and the show was set about the time I was in HS but I never heard the term then.
 
My favorite Cisco Kid by far was Gilbert Roland, born Luis Antonio Damoso de Alonso. He's so sexy he's almost a parody of himself. He was once described as the "lusty, mucho macho, cigarillo-smoking hot-sweat-of-passion" Cisco Kid, which unfortunately meant he didn't make many of the movies in the series because the kiddies didn't really get what he was about. I bet their mommies were happy, though. :)

MM
 
Tony Curtis - don't ask why, I have no idea, but I was in love. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke, this was pure lust. David Cassidy-teenage passionate crush material.

Cary Grant, Rock Huson, Gregory Peck, I wanted to marry Greg, desperately.

Elvis - in black leather...ay, ay, ay, (fanning self) and in the late eighties/early nineties William Hurt, Body Heat, Altered States, Gorky Park, Kiss of the Spiderwoman...

I think "geek" is gaining currency as an affectionate term for anyone who knows their way around a computer/technology. Geek girls are cool.;)
 
First noticed sexually...Elvis and James Dean. I'm not that old, 34 next month, but I grew up spending a lot of time with my grandparents. So, the older celebs were who I saw more often, they were so smooth and so sexy.


Wicked :kiss:
 
Hmm I've never had it for a celeb, I wqas to busy obssesing over the girls I couldn't have in real life to pick up another obsession with someone else I couldn't have. I did have a crush on my mothers best friend though :D she was a star to me, very glamorus really
 
I've never really gone for celebs - my earliest fantasy I can remember involved the alphabet fairies (I had a poster on my bedroom wall), then later it was my hairdressers...
 
Priscilla Barnes from 'Three's Company'. Suzanne Sommers never did anything for me but when Priscilla came on the show as Terry she seemed so capable, she was a professional, she could take care of herself, and very beautiful and I had an immediate crush on her.
 
AngeloMichael said:
Priscilla Barnes from 'Three's Company'. Suzanne Sommers never did anything for me but when Priscilla came on the show as Terry she seemed so capable, she was a professional, she could take care of herself, and very beautiful and I had an immediate crush on her.

I used to watch the show sometimes, long after I stopped being a teenager. I always thought Janet was better looking than Chrissie. :p
 
Rick Springfield and Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver). Yes, I was a teen of the 80s. I don't really remember anyone from earlier in my life.

Oh, now I remember... my mom always watched soap operas when I was little. I hated that, but it was the only tv in the house. So, Jack Wagner and John Stamos, both from General Hospital.
 
Great minds think alike Sub Joe.

I still dream of having Dianna Rigg wrapped around me.

Oh dear. If you'll excuse me there's something I have to do.

(10 minutes later)

That's better. I still have it bad for British babes. Kate Bush is high on my list as well.

It's why I never respond to Tatelou. I would start running off at the keyboard, getting all mush and horny and I would never get any work done.

Hell, I would probably forget to eat.

The last woman in the media I wanted was Mira Furlann, as Delen in Babylon 5. Exterior of velvet, bones of steel, mind like a razor and heart of platinum (gold would undervalue it). Now you know the type of women I prefer.
 
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Rock Hudson. Hey, nobody knew back then. I'm talking end 60's.
I remember I spent months wanting to be like Doris Day in Pillow Talk.

Really first was probably Roger Moore in Ivanhoe. My bedroom walls were covered with his face, but I had not yet figured out what sex was, I think.

Iiiivanhoooeee!

:D
 
First celebrity that struck my sexual bone......hmmmm

I guess it was probably a combination of all the girls on the original Charley's Angels tv show......A nod as well to Daisy Duke
 
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