Who the heck are you?

[intrigued]

Hi.

Yes, you heard me...who are YOU? There are so many newbies here, and so many oldies here, and I sit here all the time thinking "where did he/she come from?", "who the heck is THAT??" so in an effort to shut up my mind, please...tell me/us a little about who you are? Please?? Anything, whatever comes across your brilliant, erotic, fascinatingly enticing mind.

I'm sure you'll burn somewhere if you do not do as I ask.

 

[Ezzie]

Hi Intrigued, I'm Ezzie. I'm not a newbie but, I'm mostly seen on the "How To" board. I'm a newlywed, been married for a little over a month now and things are great. I'm also the mother of a 6 year old. I'm a waitress and married to the cook. My life's pretty normal. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hi. I'm Muffie. I wrote the Batman thread.

 

[unclej]

i found lit like a lot of others while looking for stories. didn't get into the board for 6-7 months. i live in south texas, build decks for a living and am half owner of a music store. had a band until just a few months ago. have a cd out with one song that gets enough air play that i get a little bitty check from ascap every quarter. i'm older than most here and i guess my thing here as in real life is humor. i'm a bit of a smart ass and forget to use the little smiley things sometimes.

oh yeah, and i'm still one pretty handsome sumbitch

 

[April]

I'm just me. Alternately sweet and kind, then crabby, bitchy, and grumpy. Cranky too.

I do my best to spell things correctly. It bothers me when others don't seem to give a damn. I have a potty mouth.

Very impatient. With myself and others.

I have a very low sex drive. This bothers me a great deal.

Cynical yet idealistic. I believe that there are more important things than politics. Like whether or not my stomach is growling.

I forget people's names, yet never forget a website.

I'm nearly always right. (99.99% of the time)

 

[Parklife]

allo allo.. I'm new here (though registered a couple of months ago). Always seem to find myself in relationships with someone who's sexual interests are far from my own so I started reading here then started writing (have yet to post anything). *shrug* I guess i see it as a release for the things i dream up in my mind. Also seems as if I can freely post here and talk about issues I can't on other boards i occupy.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I'm a college student in my late teens. The link goes to some pics.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104319

 

[lilfrk]

I'm the pope...Kiss My Ring.















What? No huh?


I'm Ally. I lurk most of the time. I'm married to my high school sweetheart, we have an eight year old daughter. I work in a nursing home taking care of people. I'm not sure where I came from. Maybe I was hatched.

 

[Sixth]

I'm the Sixth.

Who the hell are you?

If you can't produce ID you'll be strip searched and checked for concealed weapons.

 

[funlady]

A friend from another board gave me the link to here about a week ago. I'm almost 30 been married since may. I like to read and garden and learn new things. Looking for ways to keep sex exciting and new.

 

[pinksateendream]

College student

I am a female college student studying English at a university in California. I found literotica because I am a horny lil girl with not much more to do with my time... i've desperately been searching for a job. I have a wonderful...and i mean wonderful boyfriend that is very supportive of my recent decision to try to have a female/female relationship. No, not cuz he wants to watch but because he wants me to be happy. We are thinking about getting married after this year.... I recently met a really sweet girl on lit and I am hoping to get to hang out with her soon. She definitely seems like the kind of person I could be good friends with... maybe more....

Ps. I also was the one that recently got a horrible haircut... thanks again for all of your supportive words...

 

[Sixth]

Re: College student

I have a wonderful...and i mean wonderful boyfriend that is very supportive of my recent decision to try to have a female/female relationship. No, not cuz he wants to watch but because he wants me to be happy. We are thinking about getting married after this year....

But you *are* going to let him watch, aren't you? It's against the law not to.

 

[Tap-Out]

Allo allo allo

I'm Tap-Out. I have been around here for a few months now, and have started a couple of threads on my own, but mostly respond to other's.

In my spare time I enjoy Mixed Martial Arts (that is where the nick comes from), playing Lacrosse, and I'm a huge computer geek. I pretty much stick to the general board, but I have the odd post on the playground (other than the playground panty raid that I took part in).

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I'm "Mr. Bootie"

I'm always after Debbiexxx's ta ta's. I will not rest untill I have them. Muhahahahaha!! lol.



I've met some wonderful people here at lit and I always like to make a new friend. Right now I'm looking for my own " Suzy Suck Slut " since the original is taken. *wink and grin*.


Glad to meet you. ((HUG)) and *KISS*



kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[peachykeen]

I am Kellie. Like many others came here first to read then eventually (about a month ago) became a member. I am in the US for the summer taking care of my mom who is undergoing chemo for breast cancer and have temporary custody of my 9 yr old autistic nephew. Since my husband is still in England I have taken to writing stories - I always wanted to before, but finally worked up the guts to give it a whirl. I come to Literotica a bit these days because being here gives a pleasant escape from the kinda crappy reality I'm in right now, and I love the collection of great, sexy minds I've found! Love reading the stories, love chatting, love checking the boards. Miss my husband like crazy but some of the ideas I've gotten here will surely make the reunion (33 more days, aaaaarrgh!) only that much sweeter!

 

[intrigued]

Hi Ezzie, thank you for your very nice reply, and I'm pleased to meet you. As a matter of fact, I do have a question for you. What does your married cook, cook?

KM...I do believe I am quite familiar with you, but I dont believe we've ever spoken before. I am pleased to hear from you. Can you tell me a little about the Batman Thread that might entice me to read it??

unclej: Hi, you handsome sumbitch! And a Texan, too...wow! I wonder, are you a big guy, too??
Thanks....very nice reply.

April...you are my kind of person. So up front, goes right to the heart of the matter, and is able to see both sides. I admire that. I'm about to start dinner, is your stomach growling?

Parklife...hello to you, too. Or umm...allo. (I can just hear you saying that!) We sound alot alike in just about everything you said. I'm glad you feel this freedom to speak openly and just be yourself here, its really nice, huh?

Star of Penumbra...hello. I can't open your link just yet, but I will in a moment. Thank you for sharing, and I hope you think of something else to add.

 

[medjay]

I think I may be a little familiar around here. I'm no good at the overviews. Ask me a specific question and I'll answer it.

 

[SlowHand89]

Hi intriged,

I'm a bit of a smart ass, a bit of an ass, and a bit of a dumb ass. Single guy livin' in Montreal and lovin' it. Except for the heat in summer. Too muggy. Give ma a nice breeze anyday.

Later hon.

 

[intrigued]

I'm the pope...Kiss My Ring.















What? No huh?


I'm Ally. I lurk most of the time. I'm married to my high school sweetheart, we have an eight year old daughter. I work in a nursing home taking care of people. I'm not sure where I came from. Maybe I was hatched.

I dunno...I might wish to kiss this ring. What does it look like...is it BIG?

I got a smile over your comment that you are married to your high school sweetheart. Thanks for sharing, and I hope you continue to.

Sixth.... OKOK...shall I strip now??

pinksateendream...you are such a little sweetie. I wish you and your boyfriend and possible new girlfriend alot of happiness.

Tap Out...another "allo"? I'm glad you like the general board so much, it is a wonderful board with very spirited, genuine and insightful people and I am quite hooked. Welcome, hope to see many more posts...and maybe some pics of this martial arts interest of yours? Thats very interesting stuff there...

kgboot...Oh, my! I hope Debbie gives you exactly what you are so "busting at the seams for" and very soon!
I'm a hugging and a kissing too...thanks!


peachykeen....hi there...you hit the nail on the head...many, many great and sexy minds here. Please, I hope you will submit your story here when you finish it, my goodness, something tells me it will do me nicely.
I'm glad you found us, and that this distraction helps you.

medjay....hmm...one who just won't follow a simple request. OKOK....How did you find Lit, and what has kept you coming back?

Slowhand 89.....Hi there! But...but....are you a total ass???
*Blows a soft gentle breeze your way*
Have a lovely somethinganother....



Gotta cook dinner...keep talking...

 

[Ezzie]

Hi Ezzie, thank you for your very nice reply, and I'm pleased to meet you. As a matter of fact, I do have a question for you. What does your married cook, cook?

He doesn't cook diddly at home, but, at work he makes a mean cheeseburger. At least he does the laundry here. After all, there has to be some reason I put up with him.

 

[lilfrk]

I dunno...I might wish to kiss this ring. What does it look like...is it BIG?

I got a smile over your comment that you are married to your high school sweetheart. Thanks for sharing, and I hope you continue to.

HMMMM...Depends on which ring you mean. The ring on my finger? It's ummm...substantial. My other ring is a nice little 14g tear drop CBR. You decide which you'd like to kiss more. I'm easy to please.

As for my high school sweetheart...he's the Man. I've been with him 14 years. I'm so very lucky to have him and I know it.

Enjoy your dinner I'm going to go do the same.

 

[medjay]

medjay....hmm...one who just won't follow a simple request. OKOK....How did you find Lit, and what has kept you coming back?

Well, I found Lit while surfing the web for porn of course. It caught my attention because it seemed to be the classiest of the bunch. It also inspired me to start writing again; I'd been stagnant for a couple of years.

Why do I come back? People here for the most part are intelligent and passionate, two things that really tend to excite me.

 

[Eumenides]

Hi.

I am a 25 year old female living in the hell that is the Midwest. I am a director of a community theater, and pay my bills by waitressing.

Came to lit most like the rest of you, and have enjoyed it.

Hoping to get to know more people.

~EU

 

[Bluesboy2]

You know me as Bluesboy2

Guitarist and part time humorist, however I have a dark side also.
At night I am "The Magenta Diso Avenger" and I stalk Chicago avenging the memory of Rick Dees.
(Thats the "Avenger" part)

 

[plaid star]

hi..nice to meet you Intrigued.
I am 30 year old (bored) stay-at-home mom. I'm trying get up enough guts to go back to school, or learn a marketable skill...something...anything! (I had my child right after high school and I have been at home with her since)
I really enjoy taking care of the people that I love, I know, I know, that seems to conflict with the above statement! But hey! I'm a girl and aren't I entitled to be a bit conflicted?!?!