who should be this years ritual virgin sacrifice?

[glamorilla]

some friends of mine are having a little midnight gathering of sorts and are in dire need of a virgin to sacrifice at thier blood ritual.

an actual body isn't needed...just some vibes and maybe a print out of thier av or something but whatever.

at midnight tonight someones getting a~cursed on them...

 

[calypso_21]

I would say me...but I'm just a Virgo.

 

[Summery]

I don't think I could pass off as a virgin, if I tried.
How about, all of the above option?

 

[glamorilla]

the line that usually works for me is

"well...i'm not very experienced..."

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[glamorilla]

Re: Re: who should be this years ritual virgin sacrifice?

You didn't enter the obligatory "other" or your own name. <innocent smile>

you know...technically that is true...

 

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[alexandraaah]

Oh, take a joke I.R...that's all you wanted everyone else to do, isn't it?

 

[glamorilla]

why in the bloody hell is my name up there?

jesus fucking christ you people are such babies, one little fucking link and now i need to be ritually sacrificed for it?

ugh.

your name is up there becouse i don't like you.

but i'm sorry anyway.

*lol*

 

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[alexandraaah]

draaah i duno why but i tend to think ritual killing is a little less funny than a porn link that alerts everyone you're watching it.

Eh.

 

[RawHumor]

why in the bloody hell is my name up there?

jesus fucking christ you people are such babies, one little fucking link and now i need to be ritually sacrificed for it?

ugh.

See, you had pissed a lot of people off before that link was ever posted. The link, and your attitude after the events surrounding the link, just persuaded those of us who hadn't yet made up our mind which side of the fence to fall on.

 

[glamorilla]

*i* think it's funny.

 

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[bluespoke]

you dont even know me!!!
way to be a biased freak and jump on the bandwagon.

i liked what i knew of you damnit, up till now.

draaah i duno why but i tend to think ritual killing is a little less funny than a porn link that alerts everyone you're watching it.

Relax. There is no ritual killing, the whole thing is a spoof for Halloween.

 

[Summery]

Oh, lighten up!

 

[glamorilla]

you shouldnt wish death of any kind on people.
once i made this mistake, for selfish reasons, that person died two days later, obviously i didn't actually cause the death itself, but the last thoughts i had of that person were wishing for their demise.

death is seriously not a funny topic, wishing death or joking about killing people is not funny. sometimes you get what you wish for.

would you like some vodka...with sleeping pills?

 

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[sunstruck]

your name is up there becouse i don't like you.

but i'm sorry anyway.

*lol*

Blatent honesty is a trait dear to my heart. Like you. lol

Will there be dancing naked under the moon at this ritual? Because it's been WAY too long since I've danced naked under the moon on Samhain.

 

[glamorilla]

had you put my name on a poll of who needs a pole so they wont be so bitchy, who is most likely to flip off the queen on her next visit, who is most likely to plant a giant paper mache penis on your front lawn, who is most likely to... fuck i dont know, fart and pblame it on the dog...i wouldn'nt have cared.
death is not funny though, willing people to die whetyher its a joke or not is not funny, i can laugh at myself just fine, but i dont like the idea of people voting on whether or not i need to be ritually killed, especially based on the fact that none of you know me, or any one else for that matter, since its a fucking forum on the internet.

you people need to grow up. there is a line as to what is funny and what isnt, i dont understand how any one can think death is funny.

i didn't read this but fuck off anyway.

 

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[glamorilla]

Blatent honesty is a trait dear to my heart. Like you. lol

Will there be dancing naked under the moon at this ritual? Because it's been WAY too long since I've danced naked under the moon on Samhain.

it's going to be chilly and my nipples will be hard.

 

[sunstruck]

an actual body isn't needed...just some vibes and maybe a print out of thier av or something but whatever.

What death? I see no mention of death. Lighten up. Other people think it's funny. You should too.

 

[sunstruck]

it's going to be chilly and my nipples will be hard.

BONUS!

 

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