Who says rubby duckies are just for kids?!

[Romial]

FUN-loving women are splashing out on a new bath accessory — a plastic duck with a saucy secret.

For the 5½-inch yellow toy doubles as a VIBRATOR.

Last night a spokesman for the internet company selling the duck said: “He’s an ideal companion. You can leave him on the side of the bath and your granny would never know.

“And you can take him away with you and no one would realise.”

The duck is the 9th-best selling toy on adult site blissbox.com and costs £24.95.

The spokesman added: “He is completely waterproof and when you squeeze his back he turns into a floating massager who vibrates all over.

“Although he’s a powerful little duckie he is also quiet and discreet. Where you massage is up to you!”

Gives a whole new meaning to having fun in the tub almost.

 

[Romial]

Er, I meant to say Rubber duckies, lol. Damn(walks out with his head hanging)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do you have a crush on me, Romial?

Rubby

 

[QuickDuck]

hehehe i keep telling people I have many uses

 

[Romial]

Do you have a crush on me, Romial?

Rubby

Hehe, too be perfectly honest. When I was younger, that's what I used to call them, rubby duckies.

 

[Romial]

hehehe i keep telling people I have many uses

Not sure you want to lose your job to a vibrating duck tho.

 

[cybergirly]

Not sure you want to lose your job to a vibrating duck tho.

That is nothing short of the truth. A very wise man you are.

 

[freakygirl]

Didn't Perky order one of those? I remember posting a link to her months ago.

I never did get pictures.

 

[sunstruck]

Well fuck. Now no one is going to believe my hour long baths are just anal retentive attention to hygiene.


Oh, and they arent' the best vibrators. Plus it's weird as fuck masturbating with a duck. Mine just floats and looks cute now.

 

[Guru]