Who needs a dick in the ass?

[perks]

that would be me.

 

[lilminx]

Me too. We should get a double dildo and go ass to ass, Perks.

 

[Susano]

I'll take one of those, and a lick, but no kick today please. BDSM is for the weekends.

 

[Guest]

 

[SlowHand89]

I wonder if I can get a doctor's prescribtion for that??

No problem. I'm really good at playing docotor.



edited to add: See, my spelling's just as good too.

 

[perks]

Me too. We should get a double dildo and go ass to ass, Perks.

I think I'm getting a glass one, from *ahem* someone.

 

[Guest]

 

[lilminx]

I think I'm getting a glass one, from *ahem* someone.

i saw them on ebay relatively cheap. Tell him (or her) to go there and look. Some of them are beautiful.

 

[perks]

i saw them on ebay relatively cheap. Tell him (or her) to go there and look. Some of them are beautiful.

lol, he told me to look anywhere and pick which ever one I wanted

I'll believe it when I see it...lol

 

[cg_allstar]

bump

 

[JazzManJim]

<waving at perks>

Oh perky? YooHoo! A volunteer here! Yo?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

perks...if I wear a strap on does that count?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Morning all. Who's got the coffee?

 

[lovetoread]

Owie owie.

Uh no thank you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Not right now sweetie, I had my order filled in the last few hours.....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Morning all. Who's got the coffee?

Perv!!!!!

 

[islandman]

Ducks say the damndest things!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Perv!!!!!

LOL actually it was a genuine question. I'm out of coffee and starting to feel rabid from caffiene withdrawal. Anyway gotta go... I'm off to the docs. Wish me luck.

 

[hogjack]

I do not need any more in the ass

my company has that area pretty full already.

 

[Comshaw]

posted by perky_baby

Who needs a dick in the ass?

She did, We did and we will again right soon!

Comshaw

 

[zantac666]

NOT ME NO NO NOOOOOOOO

My doctors have that area covered they shove enough things up there.

But perky i would be glad to help you out.

 

[Meltzer]

i saw them on ebay relatively cheap. Tell him (or her) to go there and look. Some of them are beautiful.

on ebay! do you really want to get a dildo second hand. yuck, thats just unsettling.

 

[lilminx]

Meltzer, companies go there and sell things that are new.

 

[perks]

Jazzy...<grin> let's work on that kiss first

Deliciously Naughty, ummmmm, I'm the one who'll be wearing the strap on in our relationship. Have you forgotten the dynamic? lol

wolfie, I posted part of your tattoo and I believe you've missed it.

CC<islandman> eat your heart out

and minxie, my mouth feels better than a butterfly, you remember.


as for all those who've been getting some, fuck you I hate you

for those of you who want some, welcome to my hell.