Who is your favorite "Hannsian" character?

[Lasher]

With the Hanns Schmidt routine having long ago grown stale and repetitive, which of "Hanns" other characters do you find at least mildly entertaining?

It's a tough call. 4laterer seems the most well rounded, but too often "Hanns" forgets who he's posting as and slips into the Hanns character under her name. It's annoying to see that staccato burst of short sentence/blank line/short sentence repeated under another name and leaves us all wondering why he even bothers.

If I've forgotten any on the list here feel free to add to this - I'll be using the Ubiquitous other just for that purpose.

 

[Zmey]

I'd like to meet the Hannsian hehe

 

[freakygirl]

I know you have the "other" option..but you really need a "none" option.

I have them all on ignore.

 

[badasschick]

Hanns knows better than to fuck with me....in any incarnation.

 

[Bluesboy2]

My all-time favorite in this catagory is me.

 

[Guru]

 

[Lasher]

I agree. Who cares?

I don't think anyone cares, lol. But if Lit was comprised only of things people cared about there'd be about 6 threads.

 

[70/30]

I like the O.G.

He had some humourous Vixenshe threads. Most notably, the sun-beaching walrus dream.

 

[glamorilla]

high school jock.

 

[Lasher]

See, now this is the problem with the the whole Other business. People vote other but they don't tell you why.

 

[Lasher]

And then, of course, once you post that some tells you why.

 

[glamorilla]

well if you really want to have some fun start a poll asking who everyone thinks hanns really is...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guest]

high school jock.

LOL!

 

[KillerMuffin]

K'mode. At least this persona shows a moderate ability to control the raving. Except when the dewy-eyed, Clintonista politics rear up their ugly heads.

 

[Lasher]

I don't think Elitist is Hanns, mainly because Elitist was ridiculous enough to be funny.

I'm not sure on that one myself. He doesn't fit that pattern, and giving Hanns credit for being able to break the pattern is probably being generous. But you'd think maybe at some point he'd figure it out.

Maybe not.

 

[Guest]

Yoyo beats them all on his worst day.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Marxist]

Let me make this clear: Yayati rocks

He's urbane and has a clear logic that makes him uniquely psychotic.



All Hanns does is yell "poopy" over and over in a crowded theatre. Big deal.

 

[Lancecastor]

With the Hanns Schmidt routine having long ago grown stale and repetitive, which of "Hanns" other characters do you find at least mildly entertaining?

It's a tough call. 4laterer seems the most well rounded, but too often "Hanns" forgets who he's posting as and slips into the Hanns character under her name. It's annoying to see that staccato burst of short sentence/blank line/short sentence repeated under another name and leaves us all wondering why he even bothers.

If I've forgotten any on the list here feel free to add to this - I'll be using the Ubiquitous other just for that purpose.

The skunk always smells his fart first.

I've always thought of the Hanns gang as a small crew (2 or 3)that blew in from e s c r e w .com.

I think that Cliquers assume they are one person with multiple ID's because it's what you do yourselves.

Collectively, they're usually far funnier than The Clique...and if you look at their threads vs yours you'll see two things:

1. A view count that exceeds Clique thread views to posts ratios every time, Hanns down;

2. Clique threads are only popular when they use a Hannsian character in the title.

In short....Hanns is on your mind and the Board's virtually all the time. They own you and have for months.


Lance

 

[Guest]

You're a strange man...

 

[Coolville]

Gotta go with Kuntmode.

 

[Franchino]

i like none

 

[sexy-girl]

i vote for lance

 

[JerseyBoy]

i liked Elitist cause he was so bad it was stupid. Pretending to be an upper crustian society snob it was so laughable. Of course as soon as he started in with his knowledge on virus's, OS's and worms it was gone in a flash. Plus he was the worst speller and had terrible grammer.

The only thing consistant with all these characters is that none want anyone to like them and they dont want to like anyone else. They don't make converstaion and dont add anything to a conversation except rude comments (mostly about each other)

Honestly I just dont see the point of him being here so long

Even Lance breaks down and shows his human side from time to time

I've never seen a human side with any of them (him). I fail to see the point of his life...perhaps there is none