Who is up for a competitive round of Cum Face?

Hahahaha! What a time to be alive!

With our accumulated knowledge of technology there is no limit to what human beings can accomplish. We can command the seas, we can control our world, explore and conquer all the planets of our solar system and beyond OR we can create games like Cum Face.
We have chosen wisely.

I think this was a bellwether of the Roman Empire’s decline

See above comment. :)
 
This clearly highlights how much different dudes work a dick than chicks. I was concerned homeboy in the beginning was gonna break that fucker clean off.
 
This clearly highlights how much different dudes work a dick than chicks. I was concerned homeboy in the beginning was gonna break that fucker clean off.

So are you raking in the royalties yet?
 
I appreciate you all offering up your genitals for my newest game; Guillotine Gonads. :cool:

Umm... I think maybe you like to play somewhat aggressively;) But if I knew I only had a short time left before my demise I think you would be a great send-off. :cool:
 
Bahaha. Cute.

If it's guillotines I presume there's a 'let them eat cock' moment.

I hadn't thought of that but I'm glad you mentioned it. This is really shaping up to be a great game.

Umm... I think maybe you like to play somewhat aggressively;) But if I knew I only had a short time left before my demise I think you would be a great send-off. :cool:

That's probably a horrible assumption. I'm horrible in the sack. I don't listen. I'm bitey and pretty cagey, too.
 
My game is played with real dicks.

They're good for about 2 minutes.

Tops.

It's been a total dick-flop.
Two minutes! Fuuuck, what do you think I am? A freaking porn star? 45 seconds, one minute tops, and your back to Netflix.
 
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I was asked to bump an old awesome thread so here it is!

$45 seems a little steep when it would be simple to get two volunteers for free, but I guess it’s easier clean up. Plus no emotional attachment.

I’m disappointed that it doesn’t specify if you can use mayonnaise, mustard or some other facsimile.
 
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