parodyluvr75
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Who is the enemy?
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daffy...lol
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I think you have to watch Sylvester!
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parodyluvr75
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Good point. If he comes at me with a fork, knife and a side of potato salad, I'm running.
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aw bless
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indeed.
did God not forbid Adam to have casual sex with the thing with a uterus? were 'things' with a 'uterus' bearing apples not banned from Eden? did Eve not blag her way in under the guise of being with the banned? but door staff misheard her and thought she said 'band' ?
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:no apples were hurt in making this story:
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no apples! Charlotte!!!
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cobblers, matey
you tart du tatin!
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you say the sweetest things
i admire a caramelized base....
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you, sir, are a base knave with excellent taste
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have
a problem!"
What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger & faster
and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and
kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not
altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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And on the seventh day God cried out "For fucks sake Adam, get her out of the water! the fish aren't finished yet and I don't want them smelling like her!!"
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