Who is Jack Handey?

[Shaq]

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[StrawberryPez]

Do you mean "Deep Thoughts" Jack Handey?

 

[Debbie]

http://hutchville.com/jack_handey.shtml

 

[Nora]

According to This guy's website:

Jack Handey is a television comedy writer, who spent eight seasons at "Saturday Night Live" on NBC. He's written for magazines such as: "The New Yorker", "Punch", "National Lampoon", "Omni" and has won both an Emmy Award and a Writer's Guild of America Award. He currently lives in Manhattan with his wife Marta and their three cats, Toonces, Spunky and Little Girl.

There's a nice selection of "Deep Thoughts" on that site, as well.

 

[Shaq]

Yup...him...thanks guys!

 

[Shaq]

I laughed at this...he's funny...I would like to read more of his deep thoughts...

"At first I thought a good way to get people to dig you some flower beds for free would be to call the police and say you buried some bodies in your back yard. But here's the catch: They dig everywhere, not just where you tell them to."

 

[Shaq]

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

 

[Shaq]

HAHA! This guy is hilarious...

"When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again."