Sandia
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If he's a regular, he could be hard to track. He could be, for example, intentionally masking his style, or pretending interests or attitudes he doesn't really have.
On the other hand, he's posted reams and reams. And some things are hard to hide.
For example, it's reasonable clear he doesn't have a job, unless it's a job that allows him to sit at a computer all day, posting obscenities onto lit. He seems to sleep between about 3am and 12 noon, GMT.
He seems to have some animosity toward lit. Perhaps specifically toward the GB, since that's the only place he posts.
He seems to genuinely care about Israel - I think. On the other hand, it's perfectly clear he doesn't know the first thing about guns.
He's fairly knowledgable, a good speller, and smarter than he first appears.
He's British. Or Commonwealth. But not American.
He has an odd style of punctuation; he frequently leaves spaces at the ends of sentences. And rarely - or never - uses exclamations. He's a fan of one-liners, frequently double-spacing in between. He knows usages peculiar to Australia, but drops hints he lives in England now.
Some examples:
The first five examples are English colloquialisms or spellings. Arvo and sooky are Australian. However, I think Hanns lives in England:
Also, the three am to noon sleep pattern is consistent for someone who's unemployed.
All of this, I think definitely narrows it down, but here's the kicker. If you search the phrase "tooled up" you will get three hits (Ok, you have to search tooled, and narrow it down, because of the three-letter word rule... but same thing...) Two are by Hanns... The other is DannyBoy's.
A phrase used by two and only two posters on lit is pretty rare, I think. There's more, although the rest is more circumstantial.
Danny/Denny is still around. On 10-12, SIN asked:
She responded:
On 10-12, Denny posted:
Hanns, in one of less-maniacal moments, posted:
For those who don't know, or don't remember, a few months back Danny/Denny got busted for trolling miles using fake ID's. The reason Danny gave at the time was that miles was "anti-semitic." The clincher then was Danny's space-before-the-exclamation-mark, which could explain Hanns's aversion to them.
Danny in his Denny persona - and also as WetMarlene - posted as Australian.
UNCLEDENNY
WETMARLENE
Danny, on the other hand, posted - I think truthfully - as an Englishman.
Danny’s pattern was to post from about 6am to 9am, and then start posting again after 5pm GMT. Except on weekends, when he’d post during the day. He rarely posted after midnight GMT. Uncledenny claimed to be from Australia, but his posting pattern matched Danny’s - in other words, that of someone who lived in England and had a job.
If Denny/Danny is Hanns, most likely he's recently lost his job, or is on vacation.
Ok, that's pretty much all I've got. What do you think?
I'm curious to know how many of the women Hanns has had a go at knew Danny before his fall.
Sandia

On the other hand, he's posted reams and reams. And some things are hard to hide.
For example, it's reasonable clear he doesn't have a job, unless it's a job that allows him to sit at a computer all day, posting obscenities onto lit. He seems to sleep between about 3am and 12 noon, GMT.
He seems to have some animosity toward lit. Perhaps specifically toward the GB, since that's the only place he posts.
He seems to genuinely care about Israel - I think. On the other hand, it's perfectly clear he doesn't know the first thing about guns.
He's fairly knowledgable, a good speller, and smarter than he first appears.
He's British. Or Commonwealth. But not American.
He has an odd style of punctuation; he frequently leaves spaces at the ends of sentences. And rarely - or never - uses exclamations. He's a fan of one-liners, frequently double-spacing in between. He knows usages peculiar to Australia, but drops hints he lives in England now.
Some examples:
You've got a cheek to talk about logic you fucking skank
If 'lisa' is away at work, I can come over and make you Lemsip and top up your hot water bottle
Thi is an appeal on behalf of the blind, deaf and nonced kids.
Most Israelis (apart from some orthodox nutters) were happy to live next to the arabs.
I thought the guys would at least be in favour
Dicked her this 'arvo
But still.....now I have to go back to sulky sooky MorgainLeFay
The first five examples are English colloquialisms or spellings. Arvo and sooky are Australian. However, I think Hanns lives in England:
London's street crime has over taken Ney York by miles.
Some cunt gets pissed off, gets out of his car and macks the other bitch
That is very rare in the UK....they just stab them
Also, the three am to noon sleep pattern is consistent for someone who's unemployed.
All of this, I think definitely narrows it down, but here's the kicker. If you search the phrase "tooled up" you will get three hits (Ok, you have to search tooled, and narrow it down, because of the three-letter word rule... but same thing...) Two are by Hanns... The other is DannyBoy's.
A phrase used by two and only two posters on lit is pretty rare, I think. There's more, although the rest is more circumstantial.
Danny/Denny is still around. On 10-12, SIN asked:
10-12-2002 07:17 AMWhere's WetMarlene?
She responded:
10-13-2002 12:58 PMHere!!
On 10-12, Denny posted:
(The answer was 'no," in case you're curious.)any chance people can forgive and forget yet ?
Well?
Hanns, in one of less-maniacal moments, posted:
I lurk all the time
For those who don't know, or don't remember, a few months back Danny/Denny got busted for trolling miles using fake ID's. The reason Danny gave at the time was that miles was "anti-semitic." The clincher then was Danny's space-before-the-exclamation-mark, which could explain Hanns's aversion to them.
Danny in his Denny persona - and also as WetMarlene - posted as Australian.
UNCLEDENNY
Thanks for the enthusiasm you wankers !
Sucks to be anything other than an Australian
WETMARLENE
But I doubt whether he'll be back anyway - shame because until he started to have a pop at miles (using my name) he used to post some good stuff
On that note I'm joining denny in bed
Not heard of him in Oz either
He, you and I are aussies, Bindii - as a minority here we have to defend each other
Danny, on the other hand, posted - I think truthfully - as an Englishman.
Danny’s pattern was to post from about 6am to 9am, and then start posting again after 5pm GMT. Except on weekends, when he’d post during the day. He rarely posted after midnight GMT. Uncledenny claimed to be from Australia, but his posting pattern matched Danny’s - in other words, that of someone who lived in England and had a job.
If Denny/Danny is Hanns, most likely he's recently lost his job, or is on vacation.
Ok, that's pretty much all I've got. What do you think?
I'm curious to know how many of the women Hanns has had a go at knew Danny before his fall.
Sandia
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