Who is getting laid this Easter?

Zamdrist

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Certainly not I, but that's Ok.

Oh, I'm sorry, is this a family holiday?

Cheers!
 
Dude, that av could even turn me homo.

Have a good one.
 
Our cockless chickens are good layers.

My wife's already drunk all the champagne - so I might have missed the momment. I'd need a cunning strategy, like being kind and listening.
 
Only if I can find a way of getting Ottawa Canada closer to Sacramento. Or find a way to make it there in an hour....Well guess the answer is...No :(
 
Zamdrist said:


P.E.V.R.

(Pause, Empasize, Validate, Resume)

It's the empa sizing that gets me unstuck.

I can resume ok. In fact I love resuming, it's one of the nicest sensations I know.
 
freescorfr said:
It's the empa sizing that gets me unstuck.

I know. Just don't try to resolve any of her problems, just say: "I know honey, it's hard, I love you."

See will think you're the sexiest thang on the planet :D
 
Zamdrist said:


I know. Just don't try to resolve any of her problems, just say: "I know honey, it's hard, I love you."

See will think you're the sexiest thang on the planet :D

I'll try it right now, Zamdrist.
 
i'm sure i'll get screwed over by someone..but no..the possiblity of me getting laid does not look good today..<damn family holiday>

:p
 
I got some late last night/early this morning. Of course I only ended up with about three hours sleep....not that I'm complaining! Definitely looking forward to a repeat later tonight :devil:
 
*tear*

Nope, no sex for me...Unless someone wants to help me out ;)
 
I am with Sabbathstorm on this one. SO woke me up at 2 am after clubbing. Hot and messy, but then back up in 3 1/2 hours with the kids for Easter.

Chewey
 
My SO and I are gonna be having some fun (see the My SO is the reincarnation of the Easter Bunny thread)... he earned nookie-points in a big way!

:)
 
What is an SO? I am guessing significant other. Does cybersex count on this holiest of holy religous holidays?

Laz
 
riff said:
Dude, that av could even turn me homo.

Zamdrist said:
Dude, I had the same reaction. Scary isn't :D

<shaking head no, lil gulp>....oooohh...now that'd be a fun way to spend this afternoon...watch the two of you humping zam's av....turtle nearby watching with me....jacking off....me just rubbing away...oooh yeayy....<nodding, lil bit of air hissing in>....mmmmmmm.....thanks for the twitch guys......
 
I'm taking volunteers...it doesn't look like I will get laid today. Damn shame too, I been a week without it!!
 
well

I got laid last night/this morning. So I guess that would count as an easter lay. :D Happy Easter Everyone. Take care. Later.
 
Ginny said:
<shaking head no, lil gulp>....oooohh...now that'd be a fun way to spend this afternoon...watch the two of you humping zam's av....turtle nearby watching with me....jacking off....me just rubbing away...oooh yeayy....<nodding, lil bit of air hissing in>....mmmmmmm.....thanks for the twitch guys......

LOL Leave it to you Ginny to not miss that rare moment. :)

I'd think about.
 
Hey allexus, i'm all for it babe, drop me a line and we can chat :)
Happy Easter all!!
 
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