Who is Anonymous, and why does she hate me?

[Svenskaflicka]

Just received three "feedbacks" about my poems, and though I would share it with the rest of you, since they're so hilarious...

You call this a poem? This is the dumbest thing I've ever read at Lit. (And that's saying a lot since you have to compete with MsLinnet, BlackSnake, and Chicklet!)

This isn't even a poem! It was like 3 lines long and did not make any sense. You don't even know how to spell cocoa. Is this the kind of crap us readers can expect from you? Just like Chicklet, producing shit to try to win the stupid Survivor contest.

You really do produce a lot of meaningless shit.

Someone out there really hates me!
And Chicklet. And BlackSnake. And MsLinnet. And the whole conept of the Survivor Contest. Obviously someone the four of us have beat/told off at the before mentioned contest.

Three guesses who..?

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Svenska,
Good grief! They obviously haven't read DG's stuff.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"It was only like 3 lines long and didn't make any sense."

OK, who else doesn't know what the fuck a haiku - poem is?

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

JEALOUSY

I NEVER get that many words in MY feedbacks

ax

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Awww... you can have one of mine. Do you want the "doesn't make any sense" or the "meaningless shit" ???

Svenskaflicka
The Generous

 

[KillerMuffin]

Considering the addition of Ms. Linnet to the list and the fact that it's so hateful, I'd guess that Tiggs is losing again.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The choice of words and the choice of people directing it too, I'd say you're right, KillerMuffin.

The BlessedBitch has been quiet for some time now. I was beginning to h... think, that she was dead.

 

[TheEarl]

Your poem was shit
Mine was better
Inferiority complexes abound

Too many syllables for a haiku unfortunately, but I'm still quite proud of it.

The Earl

 

[KillerMuffin]

BlessedBe had her little "goodbye cruel lit!" episode and had the BlessedBe account removed. Of course, she had at least one other new account open and building posts before she did that.

 

[Wyatt]

There was a young troll from Lit
Who wrote some meaningless shit
It didn't make sense
Or I was too dense
To make head or tail of it !


As you can tell I stay well clear of the poetry section

By the way I'm not on about anyone's poetry at all.

I haven't read one poem on the site

 

[Svenskaflicka]

BlessedBe had her little "goodbye cruel lit!" episode and had the BlessedBe account removed. Of course, she had at least one other new account open and building posts before she did that.

My 4-year-old nephew reacts the same way when his mother doesn't let him have everything he wants...

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Dear Svenska,
Good grief! They obviously haven't read DG's stuff.
MG

They obviously haven't read any of mine.

There was a young lady from Tottenham.

Who had no manners or had forgotten'em.

One day at the Vicar's, she ripped off her knickers.

Because she said she felt hot'inem.


Press the ignore button Svenska darling, but you are lucky to receive any feedback.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've changed my Options so that I no longer accept anonymous feedback. Anyone who wants to tell me my writing sucks (in a bad way, that is!), has to be man/woman enough to stand up for his/her opinion!

 

[Wyatt]

Re: Hmmmmmm

They obviously haven't read any of mine.

There was a young lady from Tottenham.

Who had no manners or had forgotten'em.

One day at the Vicar's, she ripped off her knickers.

Because she said she felt hot'inem.

See ! Now that's what I CALL poetry. Submit it Pop and I'll give it a 5

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmmmmm

See ! Now that's what I CALL poetry. Submit it Pop and I'll give it a 5

Yep, cheers mate I may well submit a short poem or two, hehe!!

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Awww... you can have one of mine. Do you want the "doesn't make any sense" or the "meaningless shit" ???

Svenskaflicka
The Generous

Can I have "doesn't make any sense" because that probably applies better to my stories (OK "meaningless shit" probably also applies, but this is porn, goddammit, it's not SUPPOSED to MEAN ANYTHING, is it?)

ax

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

There was a young troll from Lit
Who wrote some meaningless shit
It didn't make sense
Or I was too dense
To make head or tail of it !

excellent...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Can I have "doesn't make any sense" because that probably applies better to my stories (OK "meaningless shit" probably also applies, but this is porn, goddammit, it's not SUPPOSED to MEAN ANYTHING, is it?)

ax

Those of us who write Potterotica call that PWP, as in Plot? What Plot?

 

[Chicklet]

Considering the addition of Ms. Linnet to the list and the fact that it's so hateful, I'd guess that Tiggs is losing again.

...

hey...

lindsay liked me

 

[Chicklet]

well,

I think I got an email from the same person recently. I wrote a poem about it, actually = )

This was a real downer. ugh.

-Chicklet (not the worlds best poet, perhaps, but at least enjoying it)

 

[KillerMuffin]

*shrugs* She probably still likes you. She's still around, just a new name. My money is on "obedientpet" though other gossip has it that she's also "Old Soul Reborn".

 

[MathGirl]

Huh?

Hay, Svenska,
What the heck happened to the blonde cutie, you blonde cutie?
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I got tired of her. What, you don't like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?

Would you like this one better?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*mutter* All my animations are too big! Wait, I'll see what I can find here...

<img src=http://www.geocities.com/squibsauthor/Gryffindors.html>

 

[Svenskaflicka]

This linking thing doesn't work. You'll just have to copy and paste!