who humps the best?

[dee_cole]

Is this a sex BB or what?

Can we talk sex....How does some one go about getting some freaky sex talk going on?

I want to get at least one hard-on before I go on Vacation.

Tell us some shit about your sex life.
Do any of you ladies enjoy fisting, swallowing cum, anal sex, eating pussy? what is your favorite shit. Do you fuck around on your spouse...Why?

I'm a Saggitarius...I love fucking outdoors. I am twenty seven and I love fucking teen age girls and forty year old women....I love to jerk off as I do it every fucking day. I have fucked over 350 women and I have gone down on 320 of them at least. I like to fuck a girl and then sneakily try to fuck one of her friends or her sister...just to see if they will do it. I get the most ass from black women, but I love having sex with all races....It may be all in my mind but it is exciting to have someone who doesn't look exactly like you underneath of you or on top...whatever.

[Edited by dee_cole on 07-28-2000 at 08:00 AM]

 

[Whispersecret]

You can't be serious.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

i thought it was ivana humpalot who humped the best .. from that austin powers flic ..

 

[Never]

The dromedaries.. defiantly the dromedaries.
Really though, I don't think sexual ability or prowess has anything to do with race, on that note though a joke:

A man and a woman are sitting together on a plane and begin talking.
"Where are you going?" Asks the man.
The woman pauses in mild embarrassment then shrugs, "I'm going to the National Convention of Nymphomaniacs in Boston. I'm a keynote speaker, I'll be talking about some of the myths of sexuality."
"Wow." Says the man. "What myths will you be talking about?"
"Well, one of the myths is about race and sexuality. You see, many people believe that black men have the largest penis sizes, my research says otherwise. I've found out that Jewish men actually have larger penises. Another myth I'm challenging is that Italians are the world's best lovers. I'm going to try and convince my audience that Native American men are the best lovers and I believe I have some very persuasive evidence."
Here the woman paused for a moment. "But I'm going on about the Convention and I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Deborah Lane, yourself?"
"Oh, me? I'm Goldstien. Tomahawk Goldstien."

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*Insert laughter here if necessary*

 

[Cheyenne]

You do not represent your race well. You don't even represent your species well. You are entitled to your opinion and have the right to pose your question on this bb, of course. But I find you offensive and hope that no one will seriously answer you.

 

[Valantonia]

taking a cue from Never.....

A young American blonde on her first trip to Paris decides to test the French male's fabled lovemaking expertise. That night she asked her date what he intended to do with her. "First," he replied, "I will remove ze dress. Zen i will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added with an air of triumph, "I will kiss ze navel."

"I'm supposed to get excited about that?" the blonde said. "I've had my navel kissed hundreds of times."

"Ahh, but of course," shrugged the Frenchman. "But from ze inside?"


If thats true they get my vote.

 

[Lasher]

Have you?

I have tried women of many races?

How the fuck are we supposed to know??

 

[Never]

I think we're supposed to count the number of races he's slept with and decide for ourselves.
I'd call as many as he's slept with 'many' but just one would be enough for me.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

yea i know, eh? .. i didn't know how to answer him either, lasher .. LMAO ..

i mean i don't even know the guy for fuck's sake .. how am i supposed to know his sexual history .. some people just expect too much from cyber vibes ..

... oh oh .. he edited after we commented on the question mark after
"i have tried women of many races?"

.. is he allowed to do that?

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 07-24-2000 at 08:18 PM]

 

[Budokan]

This thread is actually pretty strange, but there is some significance to the question: Who is the best fuck you ever had? Frankly, I wouldn't pin it down by race, mainly because it's all pink on the inside, and when you open up the race card you open up a can of worms that makes a lot of people (some of them will tell you they're "open-minded") nervous.

So, to answer my question, the best fuck I ever had is my wife, when she's tied down to the bed post. Her race (and mine) should be unimportant.

 

[Wizard]

Dude......WHAT THE FUCK???????......I can't say this any other way but Are you a fucking asshole or what?????What the hell is this all about??????

 

[Angelique]

White girls...no successful black man is complete without one.
[Edited by dee_cole on 07-24-2000 at 08:13 PM]

Well THAT is offensive! Shit, you make it sound like we're a piece of luggage that a black man CAN'T be without when he goes on a trip!!

Now, here's what puzzles me...if 90% of the women you've been with are black, and 10% were of other races/national origins, how the fuck can you make a blanket statement about each one of those particular races?

Guess I should answer your original question, huh? Well, the best fuck I ever had was with someone of the HUMAN RACE! A race you're obviously NOT familiar with!!!!!

 

[Lasher]

Lighten up, Dude....

Try and get in to the spirit of ridiculing these guys, Budokan. It's what they are here for.

Oh, and Isabella, don't worry - I did preserve his ignorance for posterity. It's just a shame he didn't edit the other stupid shit he wrote after that.

Ummm... Angelique, maybe he's the Ghost of Wilt Chamberlain?? LMAO.....

 

[Budokan]

Ridicule is a poor substitute for correcting someone's beliefs that differ (or may harm) yours. When you resort to ridicule you fall to their level, and you lose. I've always believed it's much better to maintain an even strain, and deflate their arguments using logic and good ol' fashioned common sense. Just because someone is an idiot shouldn't give the rest of us the right to declare open season on him.

One thing I'll say for erotica fiction readers/writers. They do tend to be an open-minded lot, and I find that refreshing. Infinitely so from the usual hypocrisy we have to deal with in other aspects of our lives--don't you think?

 

[Never]

Yes. It's what every corporate 'on the rise' black man needs. A white girl.
It swallows cum!
It carries money!
And if it gets out of line, just smack that b*** down!


Just send three monthly payments of 29.95 plus S&H to get yours today. Operators are standing by.
So remember: You'll always go right.. with white.
*insert snappy jingle here*

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What do you mean pink? You mean it's not supposed to be purplish?

 

[Lasher]

Hey, Pa, is it Idgit Season yet?

Just because someone is an idiot shouldn't give the rest of us the right to declare open season on him.

That's the most depressing thing I've seen posted on this board..

 

[Budokan]

Your idea that it should be all right to ridicule and "declare open season" on someone is in itself disturbing. Let's just agree to disagree on this one point. However, in the spirit of fairness, I do agree that the original posting by dee_cole was offensive--but I kinda think it was meant to be. Sort of like a bomb thrown into our midst to rattle everybody and stir things up. I'm not convinced, however, the posting was a serious one, vile though it may have been. It just doesn't somehow quite ring true, if you know what I mean...

 

[Siren]

GEEZE I LOVES ME SOME IDIOT COCK

 

[Lasher]

Jiminy Crickets!!

Your idea that it should be all right to ridicule and "declare open season" on someone is in itself disturbing. Let's just agree to disagree on this one point.

Where's the sport in that? I ain't never agreed to disagree about nuthin', and I ain't about to start now...

You must be a hoot at parties.

 

[April]

LMFAO again! I think Lasher's right. It seems to be idiot season, and if they're gonna show their heads, I think we should blast away! Where are the Darwin Awards people when you need them?

 

[Never]

Now if I were a guy i'd be turned on by what Siren just said. Oh dear, I scare myself sometimes.

Budokan, if you read is other posts you'll find a great deal of the same mentality. If you're right however, and he wanted to rock the boat that's exactly what he's getting now so there's no need to defend him.

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"For the devil will pull you under,
by the sharp lapels of your checkered coat.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down (sit down)
Sit down you're rockin' the boat."

 

[Budokan]

Lasher, your arguments are passionate, but you fail to convince. And I would be more than satisfied to disagree with your position that it's okay to make fun of people. Since that seems to be your _modus operandi_ I'll leave you to it. Have fun in hating-other-people-land just because they disagree with you.

Sadly, I don't think you'll find it a lonely place. It seems to be the country de jour, nowadays...

 

[Lasher]

LMAO....

I don't hate anyone. Everything I do is done with nothing but love....

 

[Never]

I'd find your argument about just wanting to spread love on the board a bit more convincing if you didn't just complain about Lasher. All he did was call the man an idiot while Siren is screaming away about 'DUMB COCKS'. I'm all for the peace, love and harmony bit but it falls sort of flat when it appears you're picking on Lasher personally. I don't believe for a second Lasher hates this fellow and I don't believe you do either. He's voicing a frustration many of us feel at the moment, in fact I doubt very much Lasher gives a flying fig leaf about the bad black dude who's screwed every race.

 

[Melody_lane]

Where's my "go lasher" thread, when I need it!?!