Who "helped" you through puberty?

[Benzboy]

Come on boys and girls. Who was the actor or actress (or other famous person) who you used as "inspiration"?

 

[Miles Long]

Bea Arthur. Stay golden, Ponyboy.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Hugh Hefner.

 

[TomBoner]

Bea Arthur. Stay golden, Ponyboy.

 

[IhateClowns]

For me it was her:



To this day I don't know who she is. She always changed her hair color and was the most flexible woman I have ever seen. Her tits must have been huge because sometimes they would be in all 3 corners of my TV. Amazing actress.

 

[Miles Long]

For me it was her:



To this day I don't know who she is. She always changed her hair color and was the most flexible woman I have ever seen. Her tits must have been huge because sometimes they would be in all 3 corners of my TV. Amazing actress.

*stands and applauds with the slow clap*

This is the truest thing ever said on the internet.

 

[aluv]

the Penthouse Fourm my father would leave in the bathroom

 

[neruda]

Sears and Roebuck and their marvelous catalog

 

[IhateClowns]

*stands and applauds with the slow clap*

This is the truest thing ever said on the internet.

Every once in a while I do good. I am proud

 

[IhateClowns]

Besides the squiggly lined porn mentioned above, I would have to say Penthouse forum and lotions. Sometimes no lotion.

I am not sure someone can actually help someone go through puberty. Well if you are a female I suppose there is those "not so fresh" conversations.

 

[ManOSafety]

Thinking of squiggly line porn...did anyone else come to the realization that there were occasional snippets with no squiggly lines right after you clicked the buttons down on the set, so you could flick buttons back and forth and pick up a split second or two of unsquiggly porn and see actual breasteses?

 

[IhateClowns]

Thinking of squiggly line porn...did anyone else come to the realization that there were occasional snippets with no squiggly lines right after you clicked the buttons down on the set, so you could flick buttons back and forth and pick up a split second or two of unsquiggly porn and see actual breasteses?

Yep. I would jiggle that switch so fast and sometimes it would pop into perfect view. Sometimes for up to a minute or so. Then other tims if you were able to get that delicate balance of being able to set the channel switch right inbetween the channels it would turn an ugly army green, but it would be clear enough to make out some things. Fucking squiggly lined porn.

 

[ManOSafety]

Yep. I would jiggle that switch so fast and sometimes it would pop into perfect view. Sometimes for up to a minute or so. Then other tims if you were able to get that delicate balance of being able to set the channel switch right inbetween the channels it would turn an ugly army green, but it would be clear enough to make out some things. Fucking squiggly lined porn.

fucking time before the internet!!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(laughing at scrambled porn reference)

eh.. I'm a girl. I didn't think we did that until well after puberty.
If I'd have had the notion.. I probably would have wishing that I was "Jessie's Girl" or (when I was feeling really dirty) I might have dreamt about Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

wait.. that second one is how I lost my virginity.. totally different thread

 

[IhateClowns]

fucking time before the internet!!

I miss the innocence of squiggly lined porn. I worry when I have a kid what is going to get them off. I mean now there is just about ANYTHING you can find online to get you off. We search 2 -4 hours looking for the perfect video to get us off to usually just go back to the very first one we started out with.

Can you imagine 15 years from now???? Kids will be fucking virtual porn stars. We are not going to walk in on our kids jerking off. No we are going to walk in on them humping a flesh light with a visor over their head, or laying on their back with their legs spread screaming at image of Johhny cum lately to fuck her harder

 

[ManOSafety]

I miss the innocence of squiggly lined porn. I worry when I have a kid what is going to get them off. I mean now there is just about ANYTHING you can find online to get you off. We search 2 -4 hours looking for the perfect video to get us off to usually just go back to the very first one we started out with.

Can you imagine 15 years from now???? Kids will be fucking virtual porn stars. We are not going to walk in on our kids jerking off. No we are going to walk in on them humping a flesh light with a visor over their head, or laying on their back with their legs spread screaming at image of Johhny cum lately to fuck her harder

*puts on earmuffs * I'm not listening to you...la la la la!!!!!

 

[papadoc19]

Shannon Tweed...

 

[IhateClowns]

Shannon Tweed...

She had the most ridiculous body. Her breasts were perfection.

 

[IhateClowns]

*puts on earmuffs * I'm not listening to you...la la la la!!!!!

Oops my bad. I mean all thing are cyclical right? If that is the case then our children will be jerking of to squiggly lined porn and Sears catalogues. No worries bro.

 

[Size13]

Kate Jackson... just sayin'...

 

[Lost_Yonder]

not exactly sure I could be qualified of having fully passed "through" puberty yet...

 

[papadoc19]

She had the most ridiculous body. Her breasts were perfection.

I loved her brief redhead stage

 

[Benzboy]

Wow, I thought this thread had died.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

 

[TheProfessorX]

Shania Twain

I had to be excused anytime this video came on the TV or the song on the radio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVvjKA22MYs